Spring Gift Sale

Gnomes, Plants + Yard Flair

Our hilarious collection of Gmome and yard decorations is make your house the rockstar of the block!  Live in a neighborhood with a super stuffy home owners associations? Ah yeah... are we on the same page?  

Or maybe you're looking for a way to let someone know they're really starting to grow on you?  Find something from our fun and unusual plants and gardening collection! We give this selection two enthusiastic green thumbs up!

YARD GOODS FACT-O-METER THERMOMETER
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Yard Goods Fact-O-Meter Thermometer

$13.99 $6.99

Cringe at the idea of small talk?  How much could you possibly say about the weather?  Ugh!  Don't fret!  Allow our Yard Goods Fact-O-Meter Thermometer to come to the rescue! Soon you'll be able to drop gems such as... 'It's as warm...

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Ninja Gnome

$18.89

Whether he's peeking out from behind garden fence door, lurking in the bathroom ready to strike, or hiding under your bed to scare the heck out of your cat...  much fun is to be had with our bad-ass Ninja Gnome!   Take him on adventures, let...

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Yard Goods Plant Leaf Ties

$6.69

Aloe there!  Are you tired of droopy plants?  We can photosympathize with you! Give your leggy plants a boost with our Yard Goods Plant Leaf Ties... the ties that vine!  These bendable, leaf-shaped plant ties help keep those gangly...

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Lawn Ornament Hating Garden Gnome

$16.99

Ain't gnome body gonna be messin' with you or your beautiful yard when our Lawn Ornament Hating Garden Gnome is prominently displayed.   No more kids on YOUR lawn...ever, mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Have a flock of plastic pink flamingos taking over your...

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Unicorn Squirrel Feeder

$15.19

Hang on to your toadstools garden gnomes, because something truly magical is about to happen in your backyard!  And no, we're not smurfin' with you! Once our Unicorn Squirrel Feeder prances into town, the neighborhood squirrels will go totally...

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Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome

$16.99

Our yankee-doodle'rific Stars and Stripes Garden Gnome is a firm believer of the Land of the Free, Gnome of the Brave, and is quite the firecracker! We won't pre-raaaaamble on about how enthusiastic his love for the red, white, and blue is! But let's...

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Donut Worry, Be Happy Garden Gnome

$16.99

We'd have to say... our Donut Worry, Be Happy Garden Gnome sure seems to have his life sorted out! He's having fun maxing and chillaxin' in a mini version of our famous Giant Donut Pool Float! Drink in hand, and ready for a day full of nothing...

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Hello My Name Is Garden Markers

$6.69

​'Hi, perhaps you do not remember me.  I'm the basil you planted earlier this spring.  Nice to meet you!  Hey, stop pulling off my limbs would you!' Our Hello My Name Is Garden Markers are the cheekiest way to keep track of your gardening...

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Go Away Garden Gnome

$16.99

P*SS OFF!     Our ticked-off Go Away! Garden Gnome is permanently frozen in time, flipping the bird to anyone that so much takes a sideways glance in his direction!   Trust us, his bite is worse than his bark!   We've got the scars to...

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Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker

$28.39

What's the big hairy deal?  Just our Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker trampling through a garden near you! He's clearly not a myth... while usually blurry, he rarely makes an appearance, yeti found time to stomp through your prized tulips!...

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Game Of Gnomes Gnome

$18.89

Our Game Of Gnomes Gnome is a must for any Game of Thrones fanatic!   Designed to mimic the seat of kings in the Seven Kingdoms... This Lord of the Seven Gardens' throne is hilariously made from the garden rakes, spading forks, and hoes...

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Panda Bear Plant Pot

$15.19

Our unbearably cute Panda Bear Plant Pot is just the thing that you need to add to your indoor or outdoor garden collection! Just imagine waking up to this adorable little bear every morning and watching your plants grow to compliment this cute little...

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YARD GOODS VEGAS STYLED ARROW GARDEN MARKERS
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Yard Goods Vegas Styled Marquee Garden Markers

$6.99 $3.49

What happens in your garden, stays in your garden... until it ends up on the dinner table of course! With our Yard Goods Vegas Styled Marquee Garden Markers all signs are pointing to an excellent gift for your favorite green thumb! Keep your garden...

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Buster's Poop Spare Key Hiding Spot

$7.59

Na-na na-na boo-boo... you're willingly sticking your hand in this doo doo!   It's ground breaking...   The latest in Home Security technology...   It's doogy dookie!   What better place to hide the spare key than our crap-tacular...

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Gnominator Gnome

$16.99

Hasta la vista, baby!   Judgement Day is closing in and you need to find the perfect gift for your hard to shop for sci-fi action film loving friend!  Let our hilarious The Gnominator Garden Gnome come to the rescue!   Whether it's...

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Mooning Garden Gnome

$11.39

Our cheeky Mooning Garden Gnome is happy to show off your prankster side, while he shows off his back side! Gnomes have taken over your yard.. and they don't appear to have many manners!  Your neighbors are not going to be happy when they see this...

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An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome

$18.89

Say hello to our little friend! An Offer He Can't Refuse Gnome! (yes, we know wrong movie - but we couldn't resist - he is quite pint sized!) If you don't want to end up sleeping with the fishes, you'd better make sure you get a gift worthy of...

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Welcome Home! Garden Gnome

$18.89

Bienvenue!  Willkommen!  Witajcie!  ElcomeWay! Our busty and gusty Welcome Home! Garden Gnome makes the perfect (and quite exuberant) accent to any yard or garden.  A welcome surprise your home owner's association or...

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Gnome On The Throne

$16.99

Your neighbor's dog doesn't have a problem pooping on your lawn, why not let our trusty Gnome on the Throne whip up some fertilizer of his own? A gnomes work is never done.   Tirelessly lawn ornamenting away, all the while protecting your garden...

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Bag O' Dirt

$11.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

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Big Head Squirrel Feeder

$15.19

If you have a bird feeder in your yard, you know that the squirrels are going to beat the birds to the food every time!   Even if it means they have to hang upside down from a branch with one leg.   Those hungry squirrels are ruthless! They're...

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