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God grant you the serenity to kick some serious ass today and karate chop the hell outta anyone that slows your train of awesome!

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Channel some Wonder Woman + Chuck Norris today!

Our God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today Card is inspirational to the reader. Today's YOUR day, don't let anyone take it from you. There are too many Debbie Downers out there that want to deflate your joy and you might just have to break out some martial arts moves to stop them from stealing your thunder!

Front - God grant you the serenity to kick some serious ass today

Inside - And karate chop the hell outta anyone that slows your train of awesome. Happy Birthday

  • 4" x 6" greeting cards with rounded-corner
  • 100% post-consumer recycled paper cards and envelopes
  • Unbleached natural kraft paper envelope
  • 100% Printing powered by solar energy
  • VOC free vegetable-based vibra-color printing
  • Proudly Made in the USA

God Grant You The Serenity To Kick Some Serious Ass Today Card measures 4" x 6" with kraft paper envelope. Not only is all paper processed chlorine free, but it is Green-e certified and made with electricity generated from wind power. Not to be outdone, the envelope paper is produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw, an agricultural by product. Proudly Made in the USA!

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