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Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card
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Summary

Don't worry, a number doesn't make you old. But going to bed at 9pm does.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Age is just a number, right?

Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9.

Age is just a number, right? We're firm believers that a 50 year old can feel and live the life of a 25 year old. But it's hard to back this up when someone is hitting the sack at 9pm every night.

This greeting card measures 4.5" x 5.5" and comes with a corresponding envelope, packaged in a clear recyclable (#5 BOPP) sleeve. Blank inside.

Made by humans in the USA!

Item Number:
CARD-3448 
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Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card
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Celebrate for me... I'm going to bed!

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