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Summary

Fan of The Golden Girls? Our Happy Golden Years Card is the coolest way to say 'Thank you for being a friend." Made in the USA and eco-friendly.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Everything is coming up Rose’s

Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a bad day with Rose Nyland wishing you a happy birthday?

The mere sight of her angelic face conjures up outlandish stories from St. Olaf, followed by impeccably timed sarcastic remarks from Dorthy, a random account of one of Blanche's sexcapades, and the unfiltered brutal humor of Sophia, aged like a fine Sicilian wine. 

  • And epic retirement or birthday card for Golden Girls fans of all ages
  • Inside Message: Wishing you much joy, laughter and good times.
  • Eco-friendly
  • Made in the USA

Dumb-founded by our Golden Girl loving staff, this card will stand the test of time, just like our beloved Betty White.

Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill with soy-based inks Includes one A2 folded card and one ecru euro flap envelope. Our Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card measures approximately 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide (folded).

Item Number:
CARD-9384 
200199193846
Golden Girls Retirement or Birthday Card
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