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Grump Men's Socks

Grump Men's Socks by Archie McPhee

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Step back and watch yourself... our Grump Men's Socks are on a gloomy rampage. 

They are gray, like your frame of mind, and decorated with a frowny face that will accurately mimic your own expression. Put these on and watch your friends and family run and hide.

In case you haven't figured it out, this pair of dismal socks is the perfect gift for your favorite grumpy old (or young) man. It not-so-discretely lets the world know that you aren’t exactly in the best mood today. 

Misery loves company and this miserable pair of socks confirms just that.

Gloomy Grey. Soft combed cotton blend. Fits men’s shoe size 7-12. Go ahead and label yourself a grump with our Grump Men's Socks, to give you a license to be disgruntled.

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