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Description

Valentine'S Day Glitter Bomb and more Silly Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Avoid being stuck at the card section hell of your local store during the most popular time

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Avoid being stuck at the card section hell of your local store during the most popular time of the year!  It just doesn't feel right elbowing someone in the face to get the last sappy bent card left in the store.

Do it right this year and with some sparkly flair beyond compare!  Give them our Grumpy Cat Valentine Glitter Bomb Card.  Its loaded with so much glitter, they'll never forget! (As they'll be picking it off their clothes, floor, and skin for possibly years to come.)

This card expresses your deepest desires in only the way a cloud puking rainbows in the back drop of a disgruntled cat can... that's right, you'll have them at - I can haz u 4 mah valentine?

And it only gets better... inside it features an a-MAZE-ing suprise zombie heart brain game and reads:

Happy Valentine's Day

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I LUV U!

If that's not enough, we'll include your own personalized (make it anonymous or not) message, handwritten by our team of magical unicorns!  Keep your message short as your glitter victim won't have much time to read it anyway when the glitter takes over!  Oh, and we ask that you keep your message PG-13ish, since the cards will all be handwritten... and we're not trying to get all up in your biz, like this glitter!

If this doesn't win them over, you don't stand a chance and frankly you deserve better!

Includes one super special valentine's day card along with a hand addressed amazingly fun envelope with an obnoxiously awesome amount of glitter anxiously awaiting inside.  

Card measures 5 inches tall x 7 inches wide.  Includes a crap load of glitter!

 
How will the card ship?
USPS First Class Mail, there is no tracking number available for the card.

When will the recipient receive the card?
Cards are shipped the next business day.  The average transit time for a card is 3 business days for delivery.   The delivery date  during checkout does NOT pertain to the glitter cards.

Can I send a gift with my Glitter Bomb Card?
Sort of.  You can buy your Glitter Bomb Card and other gifts together, but your Glitter Bomb Card will ship separately from your other gifts.  

Can I send cards and gifts to more than one address?
Yes, but you will need to place two separate orders.

Can I ship just cards to more than one address?
Yes, you can purchase as many cards as you would like with different shipping addresses within one order.
 
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