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Halloween

Halloween is the best holiday of the year! So why just keep all of the scary cool stuff to just one day when you can rock it year round! Show off your creepy and/or creative side everyday! From skulls, skeletons, spiders, to dress-up time with tattoos, unicorn horns, cat eye glasses and more! Carry the spirit of Halloween with you forever and ever... muahahhaha!

Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos alive! Grocery shopping has never been so festive! ...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

Blood Sucker Lollipop

$3.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

Baby Selfie Props

$8.99

Taking Baby Pictures To A New Level Trust us, they grow up fast and you'll wish you had taken as many pictures as possible!  Especially ones that you can embarrass them with when they get older!   Before you know it they'll be balking at your...

Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.00

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99

Leaping lizards!  Our clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops

$4.99

Raising the Bar on Nostalgic Candy Got a bad mouth with a sweet tooth? Then our naughty but nice Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out Candy Soap Lollipops will sweeten that deliciously vulgar pie hole of yours. A throwback to the good ole days when having your...

Body Part Lollipop

$2.49

Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the pefect aaddition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween!  Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy Flavored...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

Light-Up Unicorn Headband

$12.99

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn. Our Luminous Light-Up Unicorn Headband is an incredibly awesome costume accessory for unicorn lovers - whether it's anywhere near Halloween or not! With the push of a couple buttons,...

Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Rattle Them BonesGo ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99 $3.00

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Someone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that mystical...

Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $4.00

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

Mexican Chocolate Sugar

$11.99

We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...

Barf Lollipop

$3.99

Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor this...