Spring Gift Sale

Halloween

Halloween is the best holiday of the year! So why just keep all of the scary cool stuff to just one day when you can rock it year round! Show off your creepy and/or creative side everyday! From skulls, skeletons, spiders, to dress-up time with tattoos, unicorn horns, cat eye glasses and more! Carry the spirit of Halloween with you forever and ever... muahahhaha!

Blue Q Jack The Ripper Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Most are not aware of my commitment to rid the world of unpleasant aromas. Please enjoy Jack the Ripper Lavatory Mist, the bottled version of my life's work. I think you'll be pleased with my meticulous standards when using this bathroom deodorizer. ...

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Pick Your Nose Animal Nose Cups

$8.59

People are natural party animals, and here are the perfect cups to let them express their inner beast! Drinking from these strong, paper cups turns anyone's cute button nose into something WILD. Each pack of Pick Your Nose Party Animals includes 24...

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Blue Q I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what better way to flash...

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Ninja Gnome

$18.89

Whether he's peeking out from behind garden fence door, lurking in the bathroom ready to strike, or hiding under your bed to scare the heck out of your cat...  much fun is to be had with our bad-ass Ninja Gnome!   Take him on adventures, let...

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Ouch! Voodoo Doll Pin Holder

$9.49

Keep your stuff spellbound with our Ouch! Voodoo Doll Pin Holder! Curses! All those little notes and clippings are getting out of control! Put a hex on that mess with Fred’s OUCH! voodoo doll pin holder with 25 red-tipped pins ready to do your bidding...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.39

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker

$28.39

What's the big hairy deal?  Just our Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker trampling through a garden near you! He's clearly not a myth... while usually blurry, he rarely makes an appearance, yeti found time to stomp through your prized tulips!...

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BAR BONES - SKULL BAR SPOON
50% OFF

Bar Bones Bar Spoon

$8.99 $4.49

Go ahead, pick your poison!  Then stir the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Bar Spoon!   This twisted fella is ready to take a dip in the wickedess of adult beverage concoctions lurking in your head.   A...

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Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$9.09

Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by  "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it was just meant to be funny.  ...

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Game Of Gnomes Gnome

$18.89

Our Game Of Gnomes Gnome is a must for any Game of Thrones fanatic!   Designed to mimic the seat of kings in the Seven Kingdoms... This Lord of the Seven Gardens' throne is hilariously made from the garden rakes, spading forks, and hoes...

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Gnominator Gnome

$16.99

Hasta la vista, baby!   Judgement Day is closing in and you need to find the perfect gift for your hard to shop for sci-fi action film loving friend!  Let our hilarious The Gnominator Garden Gnome come to the rescue!   Whether it's...

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Go Away Garden Gnome

$16.99

P*SS OFF!     Our ticked-off Go Away! Garden Gnome is permanently frozen in time, flipping the bird to anyone that so much takes a sideways glance in his direction!   Trust us, his bite is worse than his bark!   We've got the scars to...

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Totally Disco LED Mirror Ball Light Show

$24.09

Don't panic, disco is not dead -  not with our Totally Disco LED Mirror Ball Light Show hanging around! Whether you've got Saturday Night Fever or just want to put on your your your your your boogie shoes, just follow the call of our Totally Disco...

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Blue Q Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

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Earaser Pencil Eraser

$4.79

Don't Gogh getting all upset over a simple mistake!  While you may not be able to eraser your ex from your memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style, you can surely use our EarRaser Pencil Eraser to backpedal and flesh out a drawing or...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Go ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to serve those...

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Escape! Deep Sea Critter Lid Lifters

$11.39

Our heat-sensitive color-changing, Escape! Deep Sea Critters Lid Lifters will keep your pots from boiling over, and keep you from getting in hot water!   Slip our silicone octopus tentacle or crab claw on top of your stock pot and you'll never...

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Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.79

Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head!   Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be impossible) simply...

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OUCH! THE VOODOO DOLL TOOTHPICK HOLDER
50% OFF

Ouch! The Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder

$11.99 $5.99

Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting our OUCH! Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder.  Sure to cast a spell over your party goers, it's the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder!  Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes and...

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Pop Corn Pop Chocolate Bar

$5.99

What's better than an ample supply of chocolate and a full box of popcorn to munch on during movie night?   Our obnoxiously fun Pop Corn Pop Chocolate Bar that's what!   This clever bar simulates popcorn popping IN the bar. The added twist is...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.69

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

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Boo Boo Kisses Lip Bandages

$5.39

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small toy...

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This Is Spinal Tape

$7.59

This tape goes to 11!    Our This is Spinal Tape is a handy spinal cord on a roll, containing approximately 2745 vertebrate on it's 25 meter spool.  Imagine the spine tingling suspense it would create if used for wrapping a present of...

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Hell is Other People Welcome Mat

$14.19

Now you may be thinking that our Hell is Other People Welcome Mat is not much of a "welcome" mat. But it is. It's a welcome mat for you (JUST YOU) as you arrive home and feel the relief of shutting the world out behind you as you lock and bolt the door...

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Maguro Sushi Infant Bodysuit

$14.99

Love sushi? Then you'll enjoy the raw biting humor of our Maguro Sushi Infant Bodysuit! Wasabi? We'll tell you wasabi. Parenthood comes at you fast, so you just gotta roll with it. Soy find humor in the smallest of things and for the love of food (!)...

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RED FEZ
50% OFF

Red Velour Fez

$11.99 $5.99

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool!   As any self-respecting nerd will tell you, fezzes are cool! This red velour fez is soft to the touch and looks great for the price. It fits your average-sized adult head, but also looks good perched...

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Cat Selfie Props

$8.49

While your cat gives you a healthy dose of unconditional love, companionship and head butts, sometimes their unbelievable antics just need to be shared with the world!   Now there's even more ways to embarrass your kitty with our new Cat Selfies...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.59

Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry, there are plenty of...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.39

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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Elsa Apron

$19.99

Overcome your fear of the kitchen and embrace your inner cooking powers with a little help from our fearless Elsa Apron!  Learn to accept your at times not-so-amazing cooking abilities... because even if you do burn dinner or it comes out frozen...

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Cool Mood Maker Color Changing Nail Polish

$7.59

Our Cool Mood Maker Color Changing Nail Polish is the equivalent of a mood ring for your nails!  Watch the magic happen before your eyes with these heat sensitive color morphing nail varnishes!   These playful nail polishes change color based...

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PINK + TURQUOISE SCENTED SPRAY-IN HAIR COLOR DUO
50% OFF

Pink + Turquoise Scented Spray-In Hair Color

$7.99 $3.99

Think you're ready to make a radical change to your hair, but afraid to make a long term commitment? (like your jerk of an ex) Now you can have party hair on the weekend, and be back to business come Monday morning.  How you say? Dip dye,...

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King For The Day Inflatable Crown

$6.99

Reach into your closet and pull out our King For The Day Crown and become instant royalty!  Just plop it on your noggin and let your reign begin! By no means does the, "for a day" part actually apply.  Wear this deluxe and regal inflatable...

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