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Halloween is the best holiday of the year! So why just keep all of the scary cool stuff to just one day when you can rock it year round! Show off your creepy and/or creative side everyday! From skulls, skeletons, spiders, to dress-up time with tattoos, unicorn horns, cat eye glasses and more! Carry the spirit of Halloween with you forever and ever... muahahhaha!

Unicorn Fart Lollipop

$4.99

We're ecstatic about our prismatic Unicorn Fart Lollipop by Melville Candy! It is a real gas! A real mythical rainbow-colored fruit-punch-tasting gas-sy fart that is! How did this product get pulled from our imaginations and brought to you on a stick,...

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Ninja Baby Bib

$9.99

Does your little one have ninja like reflexes?Here comes the airplane? More like here come the ninja stars when little one is wearing our Ninja Baby Bib! Make mealtime more entertaining by transforming your tot into a super-cute and stealthy food...

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Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Witch Heart Necklace

$7.99

Basic Witch With Trouble Brewing You say "witch" like it's a bad thing? Our Basic Witch Heart Necklace gets straight to the point, without all of the hocus pocus and black magic.  Whether you're a practicing witch, or it just comes naturally...

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Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

$7.99

Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A UnicornSomeone asks you a question but you cant say anything your inner-unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times.   What are you supposed to do?   The next time you hear that mystical...

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Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$9.99

Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by  "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it was just meant to be funny.  ...

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Do you deal with people stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge?  We all know that never works so why not disguise your food?  Just slip your sandwich into one of our Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags and your...

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Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers

$9.99

Aw, nuts! Our Oaked Wine Acorn Bottle Stoppers are just about as nutty as they come! Acorn-y and useful gift, our Fred and Friends bottle stoppers are cleverly designed to resemble acorns and will allow you to squirrel your wine away for...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

$6.99

Your Cat Is Going To Kill You Your cat may like to show off that its all standoffish and in control, but you could turn all that around with our Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats.   For an immediate attitude adjustment just blow up the horn, attach...

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Escape! Deep Sea Critter Lid Lifters

$11.99

Color Changing Kitchen CreaturesOur heat-sensitive color-changing, Escape! Deep Sea Critters Lid Lifters will keep your pots from boiling over, and keep you from getting in hot water!   Slip our silicone octopus tentacle or crab claw on top of your...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Rattle Them BonesGo ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to...

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Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk

$4.99

Goodness grape-ness grape locks to admire! Now you can add a colorful array of pink to violet hued highlights to your locks with our nifty Purple Rainbow Comb-In Hair Chalk!  You'll be crushing it! Featuring an easy application hand-held comb - just...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

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Barf Lollipop

$3.99

Like, Gag Me With A Lollipop The ultimate gag gift... our Barf Lollipop is a deliciously fun way to share your utter disgust at a situation or person, or to just gross out the person you're closest with... just because you can. To up the puke factor...

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Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

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Gnominator Gnome

$17.99

I'll Be Back To GardenHasta la vista, baby!   Judgement Day is closing in and you need to find the perfect gift for your hard to shop for sci-fi action film loving friend!  Let our hilarious The Gnominator Garden Gnome come to the rescue!...

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Rainbow Puke Lollipop

$4.99

Time to throw on your galoshes! Our Rainbow Puke Lollipop is so fantastic it has the entire Perpetual Kid staff literally puking rainbows! This lovable abomination of nature looks like a rainbow threw up all over our unsuspecting lollipop, and...

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Light-Up Unicorn Headband

$12.99

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn. Our Luminous Light-Up Unicorn Headband is an incredibly awesome costume accessory for unicorn lovers - whether it's anywhere near Halloween or not! With the push of a couple buttons,...

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Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

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This Is Spinal Tape

$7.99

This tape goes to 11!    Our This is Spinal Tape is a handy spinal cord on a roll, containing approximately 2745 vertebrate on it's 25 meter spool.  Imagine the spine tingling suspense it would create if used for wrapping a present of...

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Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

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Pick Your Nose Animal Nose Cups

$9.99

People are natural party animals, and here are the perfect cups to let them express their inner beast! Drinking from these strong, paper cups turns anyone's cute button nose into something WILD. Each pack of Pick Your Nose Party Animals includes 24...

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Tin Foil Hat For Cats

$7.99

Free your feline from mind control with our Tin Foil Hat for Cats! They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch!  Does your cat exhibit any of these behaviors? Stares blankly...

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Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms

$9.99

Leaping lizards!  Our clingy Chameleon Social Climbers Wine Charms sure do make it easy to find your wine in a crowd! If you're ready for a change, these little fellas are the perfect rainbow-hued characters for your next party! While most...

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Campfire Salt

$7.99

Love me tinder, love me true Our Campfire Salt will inspire you to sit around and tell each other spooky ghost stories in a dimly lit setting, while playing flashlight tag on the ceiling of your blanket fort... okay, maybe not!  This fun and tasty...

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Emergency Clown Nose

$8.99

Just What The Doctor Ordered! Is constant frowning ruining your life?   Do you wake up feeling sad and wish that there was a quick way to turn that frown upside down?   Now there is!   Emergency Clown Nose. No prescription needed,...

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Mexican Chocolate Sugar

$11.99

We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.99

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.99

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

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Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$14.99

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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Tin Foil Hat

$9.49

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

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Soup Bone Herb Infuser

$9.99

Fill up our Soup Bone Herb Infuser by Fred with fresh herbs and whole spices and deliver flavor as well as laughs! It's time to spice things up in the soup department! So, if you think our tea infusers are cool - wait till you get a load of this...

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Gummy Bug Tape

$2.99

A totally fly gift! What's grosser than gross? Our Gummy Bug Tape!  Well, actually, it tastes really good if you get past the whole eating flies off a trap aspect! It's a sweet candy bug-filled gummy snack. Designed to look like fly...

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Earaser Pencil Eraser

$4.99

Don't Gogh getting all upset over a simple mistake!  While you may not be able to eraser your ex from your memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style, you can surely use our EarRaser Pencil Eraser to backpedal and flesh out a drawing or...

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Pequena Cerveza Baby Beer Bottle

$11.99

Whether they're on a permanent vacation from the boob or a temporary hiatus, crack open a smile as they knocks back their favorite formula or pre-pumped homemade brew! Double-takes are guaranteed when your little peanut is knocking back their favorite...

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I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

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Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker

$29.99

What's the big hairy deal?  Just our Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker trampling through a garden near you! He's clearly not a myth... while usually blurry, he rarely makes an appearance, yeti found time to stomp through your prized tulips!...

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Dill Pickle Mints

$3.99

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years try some of our delicious Dill Pickle Mints and you might get popular too!  We're just saying it couldn't hurt! Did we mention this is way more transportable than a pickle jar, no briny mess! Each...

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Cool Mood Maker Color Changing Nail Polish

$7.99

Our Cool Mood Maker Color Changing Nail Polish is the equivalent of a mood ring for your nails!  Watch the magic happen before your eyes with these heat sensitive color morphing nail varnishes!   These playful nail polishes change color based...

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Body Part Lollipop

$2.49 $1.99

Our super creepy Body Part Halloween Lollipop are the pefect aaddition to any zombie buffet! With Human Hearts, Witch Fingers, Eyeballs and Brains they're the perfect trick AND treat for Halloween!  Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy...

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Stop Kitty! Wine Stopper

$9.99

Ella... no!   Billie... stop that!   Emmett you better get down from there! Is your kitty in the cabernet again?   Cat lovers worldwide will understand the never-ending battle of keeping their cat's zaniness from endangering themselves...

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Blood Sucker Lollipop

$3.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

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Go Away Garden Gnome

$17.99

P*SS OFF!     Our ticked-off Go Away! Garden Gnome is permanently frozen in time, flipping the bird to anyone that so much takes a sideways glance in his direction!   Trust us, his bite is worse than his bark!   We've got the scars to...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos alive! Grocery shopping has never been so festive! ...

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