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Halloween

Halloween is the best holiday of the year! So why just keep all of the scary cool stuff to just one day when you can rock it year round! Show off your creepy and/or creative side everyday! From skulls, skeletons, spiders, to dress-up time with tattoos, unicorn horns, cat eye glasses and more! Carry the spirit of Halloween with you forever and ever... muahahhaha!

Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$3.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

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Bag of Zombie Farts

$8.99

Sugar is sweet, undead fall apart.... soon you'll be craving a Bag of Zombie Farts! One day Zeke the Zombie was looking for something to eat. He discovered a unicorn sleeping near a rainbow and decided to take a bite. The unicorn kicked him and flew...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.39

Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with yucky things and the macabre, so it's only...

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Jewel of Denial Skeleton Halloween Ring

$11.99

Behold our painstakingly cool Jewel of Denial Skeleton Ring! From the looks of it, acquiring this jewel required some seriously grueling back-breaking work! Soul-crushing even. But lucky you, this pair worked their fingers to the bone, so you can have...

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Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

$9.99

Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you’ll be curling up with the coziest...

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Don't Hiss Me Off Halloween Snake Ring

$5.99

Our freakishly charming Don't Hiss Me Off Snake Ring is simply the bessst. Because who doesn't want to wear a danger noodle on their hand? While you may seem mild-mannered at first glance, you're letting bystanders know that you're ready to...

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Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set

$9.99

The monsters under your bed will run for cover when our Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set unleashes their mayhem at home and around town! These are the radioactive cousins to our original Finger Monsters... Also known as the guys that didn't listen...

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Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Looking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but introverted pessimists need...

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I've Gone Batty Bat Necklace

$9.99

Our terrifyingly cute I've Gone Batty Bat Necklace will put your love of Halloween or mentality on full display! A scary cool gift for your favorite witchy woman, punk rock chick, or for your bat shit crazy self.  Much like when you're...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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Tin Foil Hat

$8.99

As any "woke" person knows, a Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life.  However, one of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day! Fear not!...

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You Stole My Heart Halloween Necklace

$12.99

Our anatomically correct You Stole My Heart Necklace is a shining example of a metaphorical phrase gone horribly wrong... It's as if some twisted soul, after binge-watching Full House with the Olsen Twins all weekend decided to take Uncle Joey's...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.   We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a...

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Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Go ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to serve those...

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Pick Your Nose Party Cups

$8.49

Who knows how to liven up a party? YOU do! Each of these photo- realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose. When you tip your head to take a drink - voila - you get an instant nose job, and a chuckle from the crowd. Remember, never turn your...

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Soup Bone Herb Infuser

$9.99

Fill up our Soup Bone Herb Infuser by Fred with fresh herbs and whole spices and deliver flavor as well as laughs! It's time to spice things up in the soup department! So, if you think our tea infusers are cool - wait till you get a load of this...

Game Of Gnomes Gnome

$19.99

Our Game Of Gnomes Gnome is a must for any Game of Thrones fanatic!   Designed to mimic the seat of kings in the Seven Kingdoms... This Lord of the Seven Gardens' throne is hilariously made from the garden rakes, spading forks, and hoes...

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Rubber Chicken Men's Socks

$9.09

Your feet will immediately begin to feel funny wearing our Rubber Chicken Socks!  Socks are the ultimate way to add your wacky personality to your wardrobe, so why not use the world's most random punchline to punctuate your outfit? We all can...

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Emergency Clown Nose

$8.99

Is constant frowning ruining your life?   Do you wake up feeling sad and wish that there was a quick way to turn that frown upside down?   Now there is!   Emergency Clown Nose. No prescription needed, Emergency Clown Nose is just the...

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Gnominator Gnome

$17.99

Hasta la vista, baby!   Judgement Day is closing in and you need to find the perfect gift for your hard to shop for sci-fi action film loving friend!  Let our hilarious The Gnominator Garden Gnome come to the rescue!   Whether it's...

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The Cat Bonnet

$6.69

Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet.  It is just what the name promises.  It’s a bonnet for your cat!  Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff...

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Unicorn Squirrel Feeder

$15.19

Hang on to your toadstools garden gnomes, because something truly magical is about to happen in your backyard!  And no, we're not smurfin' with you! Once our Unicorn Squirrel Feeder prances into town, the neighborhood squirrels will go totally nuts!...

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Earaser Pencil Eraser

$4.79

Don't Gogh getting all upset over a simple mistake!  While you may not be able to eraser your ex from your memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style, you can surely use our EarRaser Pencil Eraser to backpedal and flesh out a drawing or...

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Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker

$29.99

What's the big hairy deal?  Just our Sassy Sasquatch The Gnome Wrecker trampling through a garden near you! He's clearly not a myth... while usually blurry, he rarely makes an appearance, yeti found time to stomp through your prized tulips!...

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Maguro Sushi Infant Bodysuit

$14.99

Love sushi? Then you'll enjoy the raw biting humor of our Maguro Sushi Infant Bodysuit! Wasabi? We'll tell you wasabi. Parenthood comes at you fast, so you just gotta roll with it. Soy find humor in the smallest of things and for the love of food (!)...

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Pop Corn Pop Chocolate Bar

$5.99

What's better than an ample supply of chocolate and a full box of popcorn to munch on during movie night?   Our obnoxiously fun Pop Corn Pop Chocolate Bar that's what!   This clever bar simulates popcorn popping IN the bar. The added twist is...

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Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Do you deal with people stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge?  We all know that never works so why not disguise your food?  Just slip your sandwich into one of our Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags and your...

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Blue Q I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what better way to flash...

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Baby Selfie Props

$8.99

Trust us, they grow up fast and you'll wish you had taken as many pictures as possible!  Especially ones that you can embarrass them with when they get older!   Before you know it they'll be balking at your clothing choices and throwing...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

$6.29

Your cat may like to show off that its all standoffish and in control, but you could turn all that around with our Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats.   For an immediate attitude adjustment just blow up the horn, attach it to your cats head with the...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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