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Keep gracing the world with your majestic presence and this Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 

Our Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card is the perfect birthday card for the guy that always pulls it off. He's intelligent, capable and always in control. He may be playing everyone, but he does it all with such breath-taking skill and panache that you have to admire him for it!

Love him or loathe him, hero or villain, with his ability to evoke not just amazement, but admiration from friend and foe because at the end of the day he's a glorious bastard. He might just be the most interesting person in the world... or at least he thinks so. 

Front of card - Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card

Inside of card - Keep gracing the world with your majestic presence!

  • 4" x 6" greeting cards with rounded-corner
  • 100% post-consumer recycled paper cards and envelopes
  • Unbleached natural kraft paper envelope
  • 100% Printing powered by solar energy
  • VOC free vegetable-based vibra-color printing
  • Proudly Made in the USA

Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card measures 4" x 6" with kraft paper envelope. Not only is all paper processed chlorine free, but it is Green-e certified and made with electricity generated from wind power. Not to be outdone, the envelope paper is produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw, an agricultural by product. Proudly Made in the USA!

Item Number:
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You Glorious Bastard Happy Birthday Card
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