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Hell is Other People Welcome Mat and more Incredible Gifts at Perpetual Kid. So, f you're an introvert, or you just can't people today, this is the mat for yo

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Now you may be thinking that our Hell is Other People Welcome Mat is not much of a "welcome" mat. But it is. It's a welcome mat for you (JUST YOU) as you arrive home and feel the relief of shutting the world out behind you as you lock and bolt the door.

Nowadays most are without the luxury of a moat and drawbridge in front of their house.  You need something to let people know how you feel about interruptions. And this mat, as gloriously dark as it's humor, is like preemptively slamming your door in someone's face!

As Jean-Paul Sartre cheerfully said, “Hell is other people.” So if you're an introvert, or you just can't people today, this is the mat for you.  Drop it out front at your leisure or leave at your doorstep... they can't say they weren't warned.

PVC door mat. Measures approximately 22.25 inches wide x 14.5 inches tall. A perfect gift for your favorite grump, our Hell is Other People Welcome Mat will not leave them guessing.

Item Number:
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Hell is Other People Welcome Mat
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I wonder if they feel the same about me?

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