Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for your lactaid even if you aren't lactose intolerent!
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Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift?
Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for your lactaid even if you aren't lactose intolerent!
An oddly relatable towel, featuring none other than the Prince of Darkness himself. He's sitting relaxed and cross-legged on a giant wedge of cheese, while eating a wedge of cheese off the cheese wheel on his plate. Now if that's hell, well I'll be damed! Seriously, someone damn me to hell for all eternity. But, he's also not to be trusted... so we're guessing that's some non-dairy vegan shit he's trying to pedal. Well, we're not buying it! Just the towel.
Looking for an awesome gift for your favorite cheese lover? If you don't get this for them, we don't know what the hell you're thinking. It will look awesome as a display towel, but also fully functional!
Made from absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. This super-soft kitchen towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of BlueQ Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Designed by BlueQ, our Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel will be a bright spot in your kitchen on your most hellish days.
- Item Number:
- TOWL-3156
- 092657031568
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