Hillary's Clinton's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap
Uranium Glow In The Dark Periodic Table Soap

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Handmade in the god ol' U.S. of A! Hillary's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap is available to be shipped worldwide... including Russia.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.


* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Cleans up messes faster than getting an illegal FISA warrant!

Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Hillary's favorite Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap, you will be in your element every day. Be careful not to create a nuclear reaction in the shower! Especially if the shower is located in Russia, and the soap was delivered to you in a briefcase in exchange for cold hard cash!

When asked for a comment, The Committee on Foreign Investments in the United States stated, "Ummm, look... a bird" then pointed to the sky and ran away."

Just charge it up under a light and let it glow green in the dark!

Measures 2.25 inches wide x 3 inches tall x 1 inch deep. Human tested and vegan friendly. Not approved by the Clinton Foundation. Rainwater scented.

Handmade in the god ol' U.S. of A! Hillary's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap is available to be shipped worldwide... including Russia.  

Hand-poured natural vegetable glycerin soap, vegan friendly.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Safflower Oil, Kosher Vegetable Glycerin, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan Oleate, Soy Bean Protein, Zinc Sulfide, Copper Cloride, Water Soluble Paper, Fragrance.  Meuller... feel free to investigate that!

Uranium Glow In The Dark Periodic Table Soap
*Free Shipping $25+
A fun gift for under $10!

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