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Hillary Nutcracker and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Love her or hate her... you'll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affil

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Hillary Nutcracker

Love her or hate her... you'll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you've just found your new favorite kitchen tool!

Work those thighs back into the white house. This might be the reason why Bill never strayed too far. Quite possibly THE toy of the 2008 election - A must for anyone on any side of politics! Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the Whitehouse.

Not recommended for people without a sense of humor, Bill or children under 12 years of age.

Plastic and stainless steel. 9" tall.

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HCNC-1000
Hillary Nutcracker
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