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Whether you're living in a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y or M.A.S.H. has you destined to live in a shack... there's one thing for certain.  There's no place like home!  Our hand-selected assortment of fun and unique homegoods will instantly cheer up any living situation!  From funky doormats to clever pillows, you'll find creative gift ideas for everyone on your list!

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Kitten Bath Soap

$3.49

Our Kitten Bath Soap is just the size for little paw paws that try to like to jump in the shower. True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even...

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My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

We sh*t you not! Our My Job Gives Me Diarrhea Hand Sanitizer is an actual product. It's a combination of our #1 and #2 top office gifts! The truth is, my job doesn't actually give me diarrhea. But it HAS taught me how to spell diarrhea, which is a...

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Butta Toast Pillow Warmer

$39.99

The best thing since sliced bread! Get toasty warm with our wireless Butta Toast Pillow Warmer! This super plush pillow warmer is made with comfy cotton and polyester so it's so cuddly. It also features a removable, rechargeable Lithium-ion battery so...

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Dream Lights Flickering Lamp

$24.99

Light up your night with magic!  Our magical Dream Lights Flickering Lamp features dancing lights inside a jar! This adorable nightlight cleverly captures the childhood thrill of catching lightning bugs on a warm summer night and keeping them in a...

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LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$12.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

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Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan

$22.99

With our adorablely fan-tastic Little Big Fan USB Desk Fan you  can keep your cool when work gets hot! When things heat up at the office, you’ll always keep your cool with Fred’s Little Big Fan. It's a ridiculously cute shrunk-down...

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Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of...

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Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree

$12.99

Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, aluminum Christmas trees were the epitome of Christmas festivity and Mid-Century Modern style. The shiny, festive...

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Gnome On The Throne

$17.99

Your neighbor's dog doesn't have a problem pooping on your lawn, why not let our trusty Gnome on the Throne whip up some fertilizer of his own? A gnomes work is never done.   Tirelessly lawn ornamenting away, all the while protecting your garden...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

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Prank Posters For Poles

$9.99

WANTED: PEOPLE TO WATCH ME DO SICK JUDO MOVES IN THE PARK Looking to freak out your neighbors and make the world a funnier and weird place? If you like robots, slime monsters, and duck fights, we've got the book for you! Obvious Plant, Jeff Wysaski, is...

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Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

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Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit

$9.99

Make gnome mistake - he's a merrymaker! Our Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit brings a tiny bit o'luck and a charming daisy-toting tiny companion - your very own gnome buddy, complete with an interactive environment–to your home or garden! This...

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18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool

$7.99

Our MacGyver approved 18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool is your go-to tool for travel, home, and camping with everything you need in a credit card-sized tool! If you're always searching for tools on-the-go but don't want to carry your toolbox with you, this...

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Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit

$8.99

Classic Rock that stood the test of time. Our rockin' Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit is a puzzle and miniature model all in one! Now you can explore and replicate the magic of this extraordinary perplexing prehistoric monument right at your...

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Einstein's Bath-Time Continuum Soap

$3.49

Gets you relatively clean Our Einstein's Bath-Time Continuum Soap is made entirely of atoms and molecules, including vegetable saop with glycerine, shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapseed oil, almond oild, and cocoa bean shell. This tiny bar...

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Peapod Pill Case

$2.99

In need of your daily dose of humor and well-being? Lettuce introduce to your our positively precious Peapod Pill Case! This cleverly designed single compartment pill case allows your pills to co-mingle before going to the party in your tummy. And since...

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Secret Santa Poo-Pourri

$9.99

Keep the shhh in sh*t with our Secret Santa Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray! Family gatherings are great! Until, well.. the after dessert coffee starts working. Don't stress! We'll help you keep the shhh in sh*t with our Secret Santa Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray!...

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Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

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Cat Lady Car Stickers

$8.99

How many cats is too many?    One, two, three, four, sixteen  we havent quite figured that one out yet.  The more the merrier, we say!    Express your love for all of your furr-avorite feline friends with our van-tastic...

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Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder

$19.99

Food trucks are for the birds??  What's that?  Well you got that right! Birds with a discerning taste for food (and those who are hoping to budget their seeds for an all expense paid flight south this winter) prefer our Yard Good Cheep...

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Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Wash Your Hands and Say Your Prayers Because Jesus & Germs are Everywhere! A friendly reminder, as you attempt to wash your sins away from last night...  our Jesus & Germs Soap Dispenser is a blessing in disguise! That's right.  Jesus...

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Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air Freshener

$3.99

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Spoiler Alert! SHE’S SMILING BECAUSE IT SMELLS GOOD! Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! Our Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air...

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Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap

$3.49

Tough job? Not a problem. Even when you knock off for the day, you'll be riveting when you lather up with Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap Tiny bar of soap (though it be but little, it is fierce.) Removes elbow grease. Don't be afraid to get your...

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Flamingo Travel Neck Pillow

$19.99

Our flamboyant Flamingo Travel Neck Pillow is a flocking awesome gift for those completely enamored with this majestically awkward bird + equally fabulous bird. This snuggable huggable travel cushion is a terrific travel companion, on trains, plains,...

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Giant Unicorn String Lights

$12.99

Bask in the radiant glow of unicorn awesomeness! Our luminary Giant Unicorn String Lights are just what you needed to light up your life! Hang these Smoko unicorns up anywhere you think could use a little magic. They look great above your bed, hanging...

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Mermaid Travel Neck Pillow

$19.99

It's not a myth... Our majestic Mermaid Travel Neck Pillow is tails and fins about the rest! Think otherwise? Beach, please. This super soft, snuggable, huggable neck pillow is a terrific travel companion, on trains, plains, and automobiles! Whether...

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Bitch Slap Those Germs! Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Take that Germ Bitches!Take that, germ bitches!   Some would say knowledge is power and knowing that we can kill the germs on our hands with a simple dab of Bitch Slap Those Germs! Hand Sanitizer is priceless information.   Keep it in the car,...

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Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

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Healing Stones

$9.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

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I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

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Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box

$7.99

Totally Rocks! Equally compact as it is impressive our Crystal + Mineral Gemstone Collection Box totally rocks!  A fun starter set for kids or adults that are interested in discovering and identifying all kinds of rocks and minerals. This...

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Crystal Growing Kit

$4.99

Breaking bad on the DIY scene is our new Amazing Crystal Garden!   A great project for the budding chemist or to spark an interest in crystals in anyone!   This kit contains special rocks and instructions for you to create your very own...

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Koi Toy Light-Up Goldfish

$13.99

Swimming With The Fishies This delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly in a rainbow of hues. Sure, our Koi Toy is fun for the hot tub or bathtub… but it's also great in punch bowls, beer...

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Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

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Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring

$4.49

Our ultra cheeky Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring is just the smattering of escapism you need in your day. You're allowed to have a B-side, so treat yourself and take it seaside.  At Resting Beach Face Resort and Spa, you can disconnect...

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Elodie Unicorn Ambient Light

$14.99

My name is Elodie and I'm here to light up your world. Our mesmerizing Elodie Unicorn Ambient Light is just what your nighttime dream adventures need! This mini ambient lamp brings big magic along for the ride! Adorable Mini Unicorn...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace

$6.99

Put your holiday spirit on full display with our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace! We're bringing Christmas back in an awesomely nostalgic way! You'll be lit up like a Christmas, and spreading holiday cheer for all to wear while donning this...

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Elodie Unicorn USB Fan

$29.99

Are you a fan of unicorns? Well, our Elodie Unicorn USB Fan is your biggest fan! Okay, actually she's 8 inches tall, but she's by far your cutest fan! Our magical Elodie Unicorn Fan takes out the boring and adds the fun in function! Elodie has a super...

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New York City Sewer Cover Doormat

$38.99

Our eye-catching New York City Sewer Cover Doormat may look familiar to some. It could be because... You've walked the streets of NYC before (not that kind of walk the streets!) They've been around the block more than a few times It was a best...

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Lucky Rainbow Garden Gnome

$17.99

Our nauseatingly fun Chuck the Lucky Rainbow Garden Gnome is so happy he could puke. Uh, yeah... so that just happened. Not only will he bring good luck to your garden, he’ll make sure there’s always a rainbow, too! Put him out in the...

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Bathroom Guest Book

$14.99

We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable event!  With our Bathroom Guest Book you'll have a timeless keepsake of the thoughts and memories of your guests going into...

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Great Games Notebook

$4.99

Wanna play? Our bright and cheerful Great Games Notebook is a handy passport-sized activity book stuffed with lots of fun retro 2 player games! All you need is a pen or pencil! (Our #1 vote is for a #2 pencil with a good eraser so you can reuse the...

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Tardigrade Air Freshener

$3.99

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can tolerate any kind of seemingly impossible situation...

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Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk

$5.99

Draw on... wipe off!  Orange you glad we didn't say it was permanent?   Our alarmingly bright Giant Neon Orange Window Chalk will help you make a big deal out of someone on their special day!   Mark up their windows so everyone...

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50 Shades Of Brown Lavatory Mist

$11.99

People Don't Need To Smell It Bathroom Spray You need to get comfortable before settling in with your Fifty Shades of Grey.  Don't leave an aroma that will detract from your read!  Use our Fifty Shades of Brown to keep the mood just so... No...

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Self-Therapy Notepad

$7.99

Everyone needs a little help from time to time! With the aid of our Self-Therapy Notepad, now you can finally help yourself! (Yes, we are taking to you Charlie Sheen!) Whether you feel joyful, depressed, anxious, or even perfectly well-adjusted, this...

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Panda Bear Plant Pot

$15.99

Our unbearably cute Panda Bear Plant Pot is just the thing that you need to add to your indoor or outdoor garden collection! Just imagine waking up to this adorable little bear every morning and watching your plants grow to compliment this cute little...

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Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$3.99

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

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Alpaca Whimsical Pillow

$11.99

Hay! Need a bullet-Peru-f gift for an alpaca loving friend? Manure in luck! Our Alpaca Whimsical Pillow is up for the job! (While laying down on the job!) A spitting image of an actual alpaca (minus the spit) you'll love cuddling up with this...

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