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Home Goods

Whether you're living in a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y or M.A.S.H. has you destined to live in a shack... there's one thing for certain.  There's no place like home!  Our hand-selected assortment of fun and unique homegoods will instantly cheer up any living situation!  From funky doormats to clever pillows, you'll find creative gift ideas for everyone on your list!

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Soap for a Midlife Crisis

$9.99

Will not fade new tattoos! Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit...

Soap for Dad Bods

$9.99

Smells like cookies & cable sports Our Soap for Dad Bods helps build unwavering confidence and smells like toasted marshmallow. Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in...

Fake News Candle

$19.99

Smells like twitter. Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed. But Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative...

Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener

$4.99

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This mildly insane air freshener, which thankfully smells better than a squirrel...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Day Drinking Candle

$19.99

It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their coffee in the morning and follow it with a wine spritzer for lunch. The numbers on the clock don't mean...

Hula Girl Air Freshener

$4.99

Aloha, Mai Tai A Hawaiian vacation is a dream. If you’ve been to Hawaii, our Hula Girl Air Freshener will serve as a reminder of the people and places of the 50th state to join the union. If you’ve never been, you can imagine the last time...

Dog People Candle

$19.99

Smells like unconditional love. Our Dog People Candle is for all you special people that have rescued fur babies. Or did they rescue you? It takes a lot of patience with the drool, mud and sometimes the pee accidents... but the unconditional love in...

That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You did it! And well! REALLY well! How do you feel? Amazing? And... um... lighter? Nothing like a little self affirmation with our That Was Outstanding Lavatory Mist! Just two quick mists will cure the air of any poop foulness. Smells great Funny...

Howligans Pet Shaming Kit

$11.99

Share the love. Share the shame. Our Howligans Pet Shaming Kit came to be, in order to keep the universe in alignment. After all, we love our pets! They’re cute, charismatic, and provide us with unconditional love! But, they also ruin our...

Welcome to the Sh*t Show Toilet Paper

$6.99

Dropping the kids off at the pool? Welcome to the Shit Show Toilet Paper defines the entire world right now! But at least you've got some, right? This awesome toilet paper has Welcome To The Shit Show boldly printed in black ink on every sheet... that's...

Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack

$17.99

Life is like a box of crystals  Our fun and colorful Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack is a super cool way to introduce a curious soul to the awesome properties of crystals! Written for inquisitive beginners it's a great starter kit with many...

Fake News Toilet Paper

$6.99

Does Trump wear a toupee? There's fake news everywhere. It's on our televisions, phones and newspapers... and now it can be on Fake News Toilet Paper! Obviously fake news should be called Narrative News and in the past it was called Opinion or Editorial...

Mister Rogers Soap

$3.99 $3.51

Feel Mister Rogers clean! Mister Rogers' Soap says: "Your sink is special!" Wash your hands before puppets! Wash your hands after feeding the fish! You can never go down the drain when you cleanse yourself with Mister Rogers' Soap. It gives you such a...

Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$17.99

Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile! Fur-real! No kitten! We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top of every cat lover's list!  After, all if could...

Beer Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

$9.99

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why your cat acts a certain way, has such an attitude, or does strange things!  A fur-tunate discovery,...

Children's Reading Timer

$9.99

Awww, man! Just one more book, please, pleeeeaaaasssseeeee. Featuring a superhero duality of character our Children's Book Shaped Reading Timer is equally suitable for the combative ‘UGH. Do I HAVE to read tonight?’ gang AND the book...

The Little Lantern

$8.99

What is this? A lantern for ants?? Step away from the kerosene, Zoolander fans, and allow us to shed some light on the situation.  Our wicked cute Little Lantern is an intentionally miniature version of the classic style lantern...

Holy Roller Lint Roller

$11.99

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help roll that damned fur off your favorite black sweater! A fun gift for your church going pals, or you...

Balloons For Jerks

$7.99

You're the worst! What are Balloons for Jerks? Just what you would imagine,,, They’re balloons for jerks. Even if your friend isn't a jerk all the time or never at all, these balloons are hilariously embarrassing and everyone will get a laugh...

Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, we don't think we need to tell you...

The Fear Of Pouring Your Own Cereal Milk Candle

$9.99

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded laundry in their parent's basement with out a whim in the...

Soap for the Trophy Husband

$9.99

Living your best life. Our Soap for the Trophy Husband is for that lucky guy... see him there. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a...

Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt

$14.99

A fun solution for your dusty daily dillamas Looking for a housewarming gift that's not llame? Our adorably clever Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt is a wooly cool gift idea for those who like to clean or frankly don't give a spit what condition their house...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

This Sh*t Is Bananas Lavatory Mist

$11.99

B-a-n-a-n-a-s! You know things have gone crazy when people are using our This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist after a long bathroom visit! Toss one in your purse or leave one in the bathroom, with over 500 applications in each bottle, they're great! How...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

Daily Affirmation Cards

$11.99

Affirmations that keep everyone in stitches! Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately everyone is testing your skills in patience! Show them how you really feel with our Daily Sampler Affirmation Cards. With over 30...

Dog Butt Magnets

$13.99

Butt's up? It's hard enough to find a magnet to keep your bills and pictures on the refrigerator, but even worse trying to find magnets that are loyal and obedient! If you're a dog lover who also needs to attach things to magnetic surfaces, use our Dog...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49 $3.07

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive...

Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand

$9.99 $5.99

With our adorable Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand there will be no reason to look around for your toothbrush anymore!This cute little Peeking Bird sits atop a white branch at the base and stands guard next to your toothbrush. This whimsical...

Tyrannosaurus Rex Lamp

$36.99

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our pterobley awesome Tyrannosaurus Rex Table Lamp is just dying to meat you! This ferocious predator of light (aka dinosaur lamp) effortlessly crushes darkness. No longer will you need to sleep with one eye...

Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light

$15.99

Sweet Dreams Whoever said you're too old for a nightlight, clearly has not met our Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light, and must enjoy stepping on unsuspecting legos. Imagine how much sweeter your bedtime will be with a dreamy unicorn nightlight...

Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...

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