Homegoods

Whether you're living in a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y or M.A.S.H. has you destined to live in a shack... there's one thing for certain.  There's no place like home!  Our hand-selected assortment of fun and unique homegoods will instantly cheer up any living situation!  From funky doormats to clever pillows, you'll find creative gift ideas for everyone on your list!

Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy

$9.99

Say aloe to my little friend! Still licking your wounds from killing your last plant?  Our Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy will heal that open wound in seconds flat!  This little forever BFF comes flat-packed for easy pop-up assembly! Need to...

Holy Roller Lint Roller

$11.99

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help roll that damned fur off your favorite black sweater! A fun gift for your churching going pals, or...

Howligans Cat Butt Key Hook

$7.99

A hiss-terical hook for the home Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with our Howligans Cat Wire Hanger! The cat’s tail bends forward and serves as a purrfect resting place for keys, jewelry, bags, or even your litter scoop...

Howligans Dog Leash Wire Hanger

$9.99

Bepaws losing your leash is a mastiff pain in the @ss! Always find yourself barking up the wrong tree looking for your dog's leash? Mount our hilarious Howligans Dog Wire Hanger in a handy place so you’re ready to dash when nature calls. The...

Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

A gift for really, really good friends. It's our Blue Q Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer!  Because a great friend will always understand, always keep your secrets and always tell you how perfect you look.  But most importantly, a...

Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light

$4.99

Truly a girl's best friend, our Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light will help you navigate the deepest depths of your giant bag to locate that elusive tube of lip balm that has been so narrowly escaping your grasp! Simply shake your purse...

Affirmators! Journal

$14.69

Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...

Earth Night Light

$4.99

Do you still   want to be an astronaut when you grow up?   All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth!   With our Earth Night Light you dont have to be in a...

Tyrannosaurus Rex Lamp

$35.99

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our pterobley awesome Tyrannosaurus Rex Table Lamp is just dying to meat you! This ferocious predator of light (aka dinosaur lamp) effortlessly crushes darkness. No longer will you need to sleep with one eye...

Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99 $10.05

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand

$9.99 $8.35

With our adorable Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand there will be no reason to look around for your toothbrush anymore!This cute little Peeking Bird sits atop a white branch at the base and stands guard next to your toothbrush. This whimsical...

Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world seen a more useful product. Never. Just one quick spritz...

Kitten Bath Soap

$3.49

Our Kitten Bath Soap is just the size for little paw paws that try to like to jump in the shower. True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even...

I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque

$8.99 $7.55

Our cheeky I'm Willing to Risk the Cooties If You Are Plaque puts the ewww in I love you, and is about to take your flirting skills to an entirely new level. That's the sign of true love...  throwing caution to the wind and willingly swapping...

Ear Ring Keychain

$3.99

Haven't you heard? You must have, our ears are burning! Our punny Ear Ring Keychain is a simple, clever idea - a jewel-toned silicone ear pierced with a heavy duty split ring. Choose between 4 different fun colors! Cool Blue, Lime Green, Real...

The Potty Piano

$19.99

Start your day off on the right note! Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano! That's right, put that phone down! No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the...

Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

Clean Puppy Candle

$11.99

Doggone! It smells good in here! There are no bones about it, our Clean Puppy Candle is an awesome gift for dog lovers! Of all the smells your dog could smell like. - stinky dog breath, dog farts been rolling in my own filth stench, wet dog - just...

Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

$3.49

The soap you can slip on... Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap. Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands...

Magnetic Flat Lite Flashlight

$4.99

Sleek and slick and it sticks! Our adorable Magnetic Flat Lite Flashlight is perfect for tight places and small spaces.  It looks like someone shrunk and flattened a full size flashlight! You can throw one in your pocket, pop one in your purse, keep...

Rainbow Neck Warmer

$19.99

Somewhere over our Rainbow Neck Warmer, bluebirds fly... Feeling the winter chill in your neck? This Rainbow Neck Warmer not only is practical as a neck warmer; it also brings a happy rainbow to your day. Made to warm in the microwave, this neck warmer...

Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Treat Yo Self! Donut Vanilla Scents Of Humor Air Freshener will allow you to indulge yourself in the sweet smell of indulgence with a retro twist. You won't need to glaze upon it too long to get a healthy dose of nostalgia! Designed to...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Feel Incredibly High Instantly Breath Spray

$4.98

Introducing our Feel Incredibly High Instantly Breath Spray... Liquid Marijuana*.  Your very own Buzz in a Bottle! Catch the perfect buzz without catching the heat!  Get high at work, in class, even at the pool! So discreet you can use it...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book

$9.99

Our #2 Best Seller! Our cheeky Poocasso Pad Toilet Activity Book encourages you to get creative while otherwise engaged sitting on the throne. There's no need to force it though, just re-laxative and let your creative juices flow. Designed to keep...

Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, we don't think we need to tell you...

Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit

$9.99

Make gnome mistake - he's a merrymaker! Our Wee Little Garden Gnome Kit brings a tiny bit o'luck and a charming daisy-toting tiny companion - your very own gnome buddy, complete with an interactive environment–to your home or garden! This...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49

Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive oil.  Who knew!...

Space Invader Air Planter

$19.99

It's an Unidentified Flowering Object! Our unbelievably fun Space Invader Air Planter is invading your home and adding a cosmic boost to your mood! This lightweight-yet- sturdy borosilicate glass vessel is the ideal place to put an air plant,...

Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel

$6.99

Who's A Good Boy Painting For Dog LoversIntroducing a new breed in home decor, our Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy!?  As if friendly yellow labs weren't cute enough already, dress one in a tuxedo with a dogmatic...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

Bear Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We Can Bear-ly Deal With How Cute This Is! We've all heard the scary stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! While we don't know if it's true, but it sounds plausible, so we're taking precautions and covering OUR toothbrushes with...

Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Our cheeky Keep Rollin' Cinnamon Roll Scents Of Humor Air Freshener, is happy to take you for a spin down memory lane! If this chubby little fella looks familiar, give us some skin! Up high, down low, you're to slow. Bringing you back to your totally...

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

Rocket LED Color Changing Light

$21.99 $18.55

Our vintage-style Rocket Rainbow LED Color Changing Nightlight is the ship childhood dreams are made of! Many little kids dream of traveling to space. and this awesome primary colored rocket-ship brings that dream to night time! Add this LED light...

Crystal Growing Kit

$4.99 $4.15

Breaking bad on the DIY scene is our new Amazing Crystal Garden!   A great project for the budding chemist or to spark an interest in crystals in anyone!   This kit contains special rocks and instructions for you to create your very own Crystal...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp!  Marvel your guests as...

Oops, I Sharted Myself Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Never trust a fart.  Butt if... for some reason you find one that is particularly trust-worthy and it back fires on you... well shit.  Guess it's time you grabbed our I Sharted Myself Sanitizer. A perfect gift for the over-achieving farter...

Bathroom Guest Book

$14.99

A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable event!  With our Bathroom Guest Book you'll have a timeless keepsake of the thoughts and memories of...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else!  We've become quite concerned when you involve other people, though.   Handshakes,...

Burrito Scented Candle

$11.99

Ahhh...! If walking into a Chipotle and inhaling the spicy goodness of their burritos isn't one of the best smells in the world, we don't know what is!   Our Burrito Candle captures the smell of cilantro, cumin, cayenne pepper and spiced ground beef...

Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener

$2.99

Everything is peachy keen with our Juicy Peach Scents Of Humor Air Freshener dangling in your face!  Bring on the lane cutters, aggressive drivers, d*ckwads, and the other perks of being stuck in traffic, because we have the power of the 80's on our...

Be a Mermaid + Make Waves Soap Dispenser

$12.99

Holy Mother of Pearl! Our Be a Mermaid and Make Waves Soap Dispenser shore is awesome! Now you can kelp keep your little mermaid's hands while making the process totally fintastic. Germs will soon meet their match once their natural born anemone is...

Fly Widow Air Freshener

$3.99

Something smells afoul. Fact: Air fresheners, such as our Fly Widow Air Freshener, cover bad smells.  Fact: The Fly Widow knows not where her deceased husband is. Fact: The Fly Widow has been known to fly off the handle. Coincidence?  We think...

Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air Freshener

$3.99

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Spoiler Alert! SHE’S SMILING BECAUSE IT SMELLS GOOD! Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! Our Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air...

Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap

$3.49

Tough job? Not a problem. Even when you knock off for the day, you'll be riveting when you lather up with Rosie's We Can Wash It! Soap Tiny bar of soap (though it be but little, it is fierce.) Removes elbow grease. Don't be afraid to get your hands...

Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Our Swamp Ass Hand Sanitizer will crack you up! Get it? Crack! Butt crack! We're hilarious. Swamp ass attacks when you least expect it. And also, when you most expect it. Basically, it can happen at anytime. Wipe away worries and your sweaty,...

Pickle Air Freshener

$3.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

Desktop Disco Fever Kit

$12.99

Ain't no stopping us now! We've got our Desktop Disco Fever Kit! Lights! Sound! Boogie! Our funkadelic Desktop Disco Fever Kit has everything you need to get down, get down. This groovy kit includes just what you need to set the stage...

Floating Glitter Photo Frame

$8.49 $7.99

*Poof* Preserve your favorite magical moments in one of our Floating Glitter Photo Frames! No matter how big or small, they will unleash a flood of memories and glitter, as they wash over your favorite photo, making remembering those happy moments all...

Unicorn Toothbrush Holder

$6.49 $5.45

Sparkly Unicorn White Teeth Our super cute Elodie Unicorn Toothbrush Holder will help your toothbrush against yucky germs! It will also encourage you to reach for your brush more often, resulting in a more brilliant smile! Elodie closes right over...

Mary Jane Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.05

This is not just another half-baked idea, our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal!  Not that we would have any idea what that would smell like of course... err... anyway!Give this as a gift to your favorite stoner friend...

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...