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Home Goods

Whether you're living in a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y or M.A.S.H. has you destined to live in a shack... there's one thing for certain.  There's no place like home!  Our hand-selected assortment of fun and unique homegoods will instantly cheer up any living situation!  From funky doormats to clever pillows, you'll find creative gift ideas for everyone on your list!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$6.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else!  We've become quite concerned when you involve other...

Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$17.99

Fur-real! No kitten! Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile!  We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top of every cat lover's list!  After, all if...

Day Drinking Candle

$19.99

It's something o'clock somewhere. Our non-judgmental Day Drinking Candle is the perfect candle for those who like to pour a little bourbon in their coffee in the morning and follow it with a wine spritzer for lunch. The numbers on the clock don't mean...

Dog Butt Magnets

$12.99

Butt's up? It's hard enough to find a magnet to keep your bills and pictures on the refrigerator, but even worse trying to find magnets that are loyal and obedient! If you're a dog lover who also needs to attach things to magnetic surfaces, use our Dog...

F*cking Meetings Candle

$19.99

Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was really about nothing... or at least should've just been a group email regarding the subject. The candle has a...

Official World's Smallest Lite-Brite

$7.99

Honey, I Shrunk the Lite-Brite! Our Hasbro licensed, World's Smallest Lite-Brite is just like the one you had in the 70's and 80's - just a lot smaller! And YES! It actually works! You will love create tiny pictures on the smallest Lite Brite you have...

Pineapple Beach Fan

$15.99

Cool and fruity breeze! Our Pineapple Handheld Beach Fan is sweet indoors or outdoors. Pool, beach, office, or just as a fun accessory! So sit back and relax with a nice breeze. The blades are also super soft for safety! Requires x2 AA batteries (not...

Watermelon Bath Sponge

$6.99

Such a sweet sponge! Make a sweet and colorful splash while you scrub up. Bathtime just got sweeter with our popsicle shaped Watermelon Bath Sponge! Soft material and texture. Safe to use for children. Provides excellent foaming ability. Rinse...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp!  Marvel your guests as...

Howligans Cat Butt Key Hook

$7.99

A hiss-terical hook for the home Add some fun and functional feline style to your home with our Howligans Cat Wire Hanger! The cat’s tail bends forward and serves as a purrfect resting place for keys, jewelry, bags, or even your litter scoop...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$5.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

$4.99

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but you know what we mean! That's right, there's yet another thing Rosie can add to the list of things she can...

Cosmopolitan Poo-Pourri

$9.99

Trust me, I'm a Cosmopolitologist! Leave the loo feeling like the life of the potty with just a spritz of Cosmopolitan Poo-Pourri. Why sit in the stink? A pre-spritz before you start your business will keep the room smelling like a freshly shaken Cosmo...

Master Crapsman Poo- Pourri Gift Set

$19.99

It’s Poo hunting season! The perfect gift for the handyman in your life, Master Crapsman Gift Set comes with both Trap-A-Crap and Royal Flush scents. Maybe it's one bottle for the basement aka man cave and another for our in the garage? Whatever...

Soap for Stoners

$9.99

Puff, puff, pass the soap! Our Soap for Stoners smells like Colorado and might antagonize the DEA when you lather up real well. It's a great bar of soap for your sink or bath where it can be 4:20 whenever you want. Stoners Soap is a great gift for weed...

Zero Fucks Candle

$19.99

None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us...

Cactus Beach Fan

$15.99

Hi, just breezing through... Our Cactus Beach Fan is perfect indoors or outdoors. Pool, beach, office, or just as a fun accessory! So sit back and relax with a nice breeze. The blades are also super soft for safety! Requires x2 AA batteries (not...

Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener

$4.99 $4.39

Instantly make your commute magical with our Cotton Candy Scented Unicorn Air Freshener! Before your very own eyes, your car will turn into a mobile fantasy land populated with unicorns! A sweet treat for your eyes as well as your nose! For just like a...

Retro Fun Portable Beach + Pool Speaker

$49.99

Perfect for the beach or poolside! Listen to you music anywhere with our cute retro feeling portable speaker with Bluetooth and even an AM/FM radio! Sand and water resistant Measure 7 inches wide x 8 inches tall x 3 inches deep. Requires 4 AA...

Margarita Poo-Pourri

$9.99

Just a spritz and it's Party Lime! Don't let bathroom smells get you salty when you can give it a spritz of Margarita Poo-Pourri. The pure blend of lemon, lime and tequila natural essential oils will eliminate bathroom odor before it even begins. The...

This Sh*t Is Bananas Lavatory Mist

$11.99

B-a-n-a-n-a-s! You know things have gone crazy when people are using our This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist after a long bathroom visit! Toss one in your purse or leave one in the bathroom, with over 500 applications in each bottle, they're great! How...

Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy

$9.99

Say aloe to my little friend! Still licking your wounds from killing your last plant?  Our Aloe Pop Plants Desk Caddy will heal that open wound in seconds flat!  This little forever BFF comes flat-packed for easy pop-up assembly! Need to...

Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

$6.99

Do clown farts smell funny? Our pun-intended Crap Jokes Toilet Paper reminds us of a simpler time of reading a magazine while in the bathroom. You gained a wealth of knowledge, whether it was an old TV Guide or People, you learned something. Now, once...

Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

Stay Out of My Bubble Sticker

$2.99

Keep grooving good vibes! This straight-forward Stay Out of My Bubble Sticker says it loud and clear, this is my awesome bubble of positive thoughts and your bullshit is not welcome. I need some space and I don't want to feel, smell or sense your...

Fluffy Dice 3D Air Freshener

$4.99 $4.39

Slow ride, take it easy Is your car just getting too bland? Has it turned more into a work shuttle or kid taxi than something fun to drive? Our baddass 3D Fuzzy Dice Air Freshener will give you that spark you've been yurning for... that mojo that you've...

Rubber Chicken Air Freshener

$4.99

Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns! Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious! Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular...

Clarity Mini Selenite + Fluorite Crystal Gift Set

$9.99

Dazed and Confused? This way, stoner... Brain fog? Having a hard time staying focused? (SQUIRREL!)  Our sanity-saving Clarity Mini Stone Pack will help you declutter your hoarder mind and get back on the path to some clear thinking. This adorably...

Portable Pug

$6.99

Anything is paw-sible when you have a Portable Pug!  Obviously not as great as a real dog... !   We like big mutts and we cannot lie... but we love pugs. Not only are they pugnacious, but they're so damn cute! Snort snort. Place the...

Ear Ring Keychain

$5.99

Haven't you heard? You must have, our ears are burning! Our punny Ear Ring Keychain is a simple, clever idea - a jewel-toned silicone ear pierced with a heavy duty split ring. Choose between 4 different fun colors! Cool Blue, Lime Green, Real...

Cone Kitty Air Freshener

$4.99 $4.39

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitteh will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent and laughs.   Hang it from your rearview mirror...

And Jesus Washed Soap - Washes Away Everything But Sins

$3.49

Oh for sud's sake, wash your feet!  Then wash someone else's feet.  But remember to wash before supper, because cleanliness is next to... well you know. Make your sink or tub interesting with our soapier than thou And Jesus Washed Soap! Ponder...

Would Definitely Sh*t Here Again Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A cheeky gift for your favorite afi-shit-ionado our Would Definitely Shit Here Again Lavatory Mist will alert visitors to your impressive bathroom rating, and provide them with some reading material while they take a load off! Or is it pinch a loaf off?...

Bob Ross Talking Keychain

$6.99

Happy little accidents! Get some positive painting tips and life advice with our Bob Ross Talking Keychain. Featuring six classic Bob Ross phrases such as, "Let's make some nice little clouds that just float around and have fun all day!" Beloved...

Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

$14.99

The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt! Fits right to your hand so it's easy to get into those corners and shelves. It's makes...

Pocket Sized Sweet Violet Poo-Pourri

$4.99

Berries are black, violets are blue, honey smells sweet when you poo! You can leave a little sparkle wherever you GO with just a small spritz of Sweet Violet Poo-Pourri! The blend of Blackberry, Violet and Honey natural essential oils eliminate odor...

Pickle Air Freshener

$4.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

Illuminati Air Freshener

$4.99

Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky! The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want...

Mini Bob Ross By The Numbers Painting Kit

$9.99

There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend. Our teeny tiny Mini Bob Ross by the Numbers Painting Kit will encourage you to discover the joy of painting, just like Bob Ross himself! Happy little trees and cloulds, here we come! Spoiler Alert!...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

Narcissist Soap

$5.99

This soap is all about you... You have to have this Narcissist Soap because it is all about you. You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Helps you clean all the germs, other...

Human Powered Light Bulb

$3.99

Why are you so touchy? Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun?  Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid!...

Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp

$12.99

Rainbows Rock! Our adorably Mini Himalayan Rock Salt Mood Lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this mini-size mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors,...

Howligans Dog Leash Wire Hanger

$9.99

Bepaws losing your leash is a mastiff pain in the @ss! Always find yourself barking up the wrong tree looking for your dog's leash? Mount our hilarious Howligans Dog Wire Hanger in a handy place so you’re ready to dash when nature calls. The...

Tardigrade Air Freshener

$4.99

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can tolerate any kind of seemingly impossible situation...

Cat Astronaut Air Freshener

$4.99

Also good in spaceships! Space, the final cat door. Our Cat Astronaut Air Freshener features the voyages of the starship Litterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new boxes. To swat at new bugs and new laser pointers. To boldly go where no...

This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper

$6.99

This is pretty crappy... This crappy toilet paper has This Is The Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper printed on every sheet... that's 200 of them! There's no reason to sugar coat it... we could all use a laugh or a smile right now. So...

Earth Night Light

$5.99

Do you still want to be an astronaut when you grow up?   All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth! With our Earth Night Light you don't have to be in a spaceship to...

The Fear Of Hearing About Your Co-Workers Weekend Candle

$9.99

The fear of hearing about your co-worker's weekend Never fear another Monday morning with our Burn Away Recapophobia Candle. We get it, you really need that coffee refill but you're worried Karen will trap you in the breakroom and tell you all about her...

Stoners Candle

$19.99

It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s still shockingly illegal to reek of a little ganja now and again. In dank...

Soap for Karma

$9.99

Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around, we hope. We're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow...

Soap for Bromance

$9.99

Frisbee golf date? This brotastic bar of Bromance Soap smells like someone has a new friend. I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie...

Marijuana Scented Candle

$11.99

Re-live your college years and rock concerts of yesteryear! Do you just love the smell of pot, but can't afford to smoke it... or maybe because it's ILLEGAL!!   Light up our Marijuana Scented Candle whenever you're in the mood.   It's legal in...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air Freshener

$4.99 $4.39

Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? Or is this your way to hide a broken heart? Spoiler Alert! SHE’S SMILING BECAUSE IT SMELLS GOOD! Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! Our Mona Lisa Masterpiece Air...

Healing Stones

$14.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

Pocket Sized Pink Citron Poo-Pourri

$4.99

Pretty in Pink smells so good! Satisfy your sweet tooth with a spritz of Pink Citron Poo-Pourri so you can leave a little sparkle wherever you GO! The blend of Strawberry, Rock Candy and Citron natural essential oils eliminate odor before it even begins...

Itty-Bitty Marquee

$12.99

A gift that's totally lit! Light up your life (and witty sarcastic remarks) with our thoughtful Itty-Bitty Marquee! A fun, cool, and creative way to leave messages for your roomies, loved ones, or co-workers! This customizable kit includes: A...

Okay Moms Candle

$19.99

Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So you’re the world’s okayest mom... we're all just trying our best to not raise...

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