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Dish Towel - Swap Positions and more One-Of-A-Kind Gifts at Perpetual Kid. .

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Trick Your Husband To Do The Dishes Tea Towel

Our well-done Honey, Let's Swap Positions Tonight Dish Towel is a play-on classic gender role reversal. Deceivingly cheeky, not kinky, it sarcastically reads:

"Honey, Let's swap positions tonight... you stand by the stove and I'll sit on the sofa and drink a beer!"

Designed in a classic 50's retro style cartoon with corresponding gender roles of the era. Although we think that a Manhattan might have been a more decade appropriate drink, it brings it more to the current era and highlights the ridiculousness of assumed household responsibilities.

A fun gift for the happily (?) married couple or soon to be! A fun reminder to keep things light, and never lose your sarcastic sense of humor.

Cotton. Unfolded this towel measures 28 inches square.  Machine-washable. Our Honey, Let's Swap Positions Tonight Dish Towel is great for gift giving or special kitchen decor.

Item Number:
TOWL-2341 
883504723411
Honey, Let's Swap Positions Tonight Dish Towel
*Free Shipping $49+
He thought he was getting lucky tonight and now he's stuck drying dishes

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