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HOT MESS CITATION NIFTY NOTES - KNOCK KNOCK
HOT MESS CITATION NIFTY NOTES - KNOCK KNOCK

Hot Mess Citation Notepad

by
Knock Knock

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Hot Mess Citation Notepad and more Silly Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Yikes.  What a hot mess!  Everyone knows one... and if you don't, it just may be you!  

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Yikes.  What a hot mess!  Everyone knows one... and if you don't, it just may be you!

 
If you are lucky enough to surround yourself with painfully witty or brutally honest friends... it's likely that you'll find yourself either on the giving or receiving end of our hilariously Hot Mess Citation Notepad!
 

They exist in all walks of life.  Someone whom has completely lost perspective and is quickly melting down.  Be it inwardly or outwardly, mascara tears or manic laughter, we want to do our best movie slap across the face and tell them to "Pull yourself together man!"  As much fun as it may be to have a John Dorian moment.. were not going to do that.    

 
Instead have fun making light of the situation by either boldly handing out these citations or anonymously leaving them for the recipient to find as you run away from the seen.
 
Measures 4 inches x 5.25 inches.  50 sheets of opportunities to tell 'em like it is.
 
Item Number
NOTE-2097
HOT MESS CITATION NIFTY NOTES - KNOCK KNOCK
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