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Ever been to the dog park and wondered, How do those people have such very bad dogs?  Now you too can reap the rewards of owning a perfectly terrible animal.  Packed with advice and exercises, our educational Very Bad Dog Book teaches the newest techniques for cultivating a dog that growls at guests, hogs the sofa and freaks out when you go to work.

Encourage unpredictable behavior through inconsistency.  Learn how to coddle your dog's worst habits and insecurities with this wonderful how-to book.  Starting with simple techniques like barking at friends to advanced skills like crotch-sniffing and beyond!

It's the perfect gift for the new dog owner or your friend who won't get that you're not kidding when they receive it as a gift.  Throw it on your coffee table so your guests will think your dog's bad behavior is intentional.

Measures 4.5 inches x 6.5 inches.  Paperback.  144 pages of wonderfully bad advice.  Full-color throughout with 10 illustrations

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