How To Keep Your Husband Apron and more Silly Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. This decidedly politically incorrect apron is a reproduction of a classic novelty pro
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Each 19" x 24" cloth apron is covered with delightfully outdated rules that a wife should follow if she wants to keep her husband.
Includes such gems as, Watch Your Weight, and Don't Gossip Over the Phone. Perfect gift for a staunch feminist!
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