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How To Speak Klingon

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If youre embarking on a remarkable vacation to Kronos, the homeland of the Klingons, you should learn some of their language so you arent killed over a little miscommunication.  Use our How To Speak Klingon book to aid in your endeavor to learn the native, harsh, guttural tongue of the Klingons!

This book comes fully equipped with a sound module that says 10 different phrases when you push the buttons, a pronunciation key to help you read the other essential phrases and background information on different settings and situations you may encounter during your intergalactic trip!  Avoid dishonor and intergalactic incident with this handy Klingon phrasebook.

Youll even learn great pick-up lines like, muSeymoHchu QuchlIj vIlqu. Transaltion:  Those forehead ridges are really doing something to me.  Perfect for any Star Trek fan!

Hardcover.  24 pages.  10 unique sounds.  Measures 8.25 inches long x 6.5 inches wide.

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