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How To Traumatize Your Children and more Strange Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Chances are, you're going to traumatize your child.  So, why not do it with skill

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Chances are, you're going to traumatize your child.  So, why not do it with skills and a plan?  The thing is, your parents screwed you up big time, but they did that by accident!  With our How To Traumatize Your Children book, you will learn to be in complete control over the ridiculous things that you do during your child's life!

This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.  Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed!  Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions!

You will be offered 7 proven methods to help screw up your kids deliberately and with skill and you will learn how to:

  • Determine your natural traumatizing "type"
  • Cultivate your children's resentment
  • Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday
  • Defend your choices against others who've opted to traumatize their children differently

Note: Actually following the advice in this book will not be good for children.

Paperback.  144 pages.  Measures 6.5 inches tall x 4.5 inches wide.

Item Number:
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HOW TO TRAUMATIZE YOUR CHILDREN BOOK - KNOCK KNOCK
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