I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card is a great way to celebrate a young-at-heart friend's birthday!
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I didn't choose the Unicorn life, it chose me!
Our fantastic I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card is for all of us with an inner-child that tends to drift off into day dreams often. Life can be a little too real sometimes and we like to take the "why so serious" approach a lot because why shouldn't unicorns exist?
Front - A friend recently told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn
Inside - Call me crazy but I think you're awesome. Happy Birthday!
- 100% post consumer recycled paper
- VOC free vegetable-based vibra-color printing
- Chlorine-free processing
- Print and production is 100% solar
- Proudly Made in the USA
I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card measures 5" x 7" with matching ARTvelope. Not only is all paper processed chlorine free, but it is Green-e certified and made with electricity generated from wind power. Not to be outdone, the envelope paper is produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw, an agricultural by product. Proudly Made in the USA!
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