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I Can't Believe I F*cked That Guy Hand Sanitizer

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Our I Can't Believe I F*cked that Guy Hand Sanitzer is perfect for the woman who's always on the go!

Maybe it's your ex you dated 3 years ago, or that unlikely encounter with the hottie boom bottie at the gym... 
Maybe you regret it, maybe you're proud.  But now you've run into him when you least expected it and you can't stop staring.  And really you should've been paying attention to where you were walking because now it's: I Can't Believe I Tripped In Front Of Him And Landed In Dog Shit.  Don't worry, we can help you with that, too.
Whether you get down or just around...  I CBIFTG is here to help! Flip-top dispenser works in almost any position! 
2oz bottle. Active ingredient: Ethyl Alcohol 62%.  Because you never know where your vagina will take you next!

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