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GREAT GIFT FOR MOMS, SISTERS, AUNTS, FRIENDS AND MORE!
THOSE MONSTERS HAVEN'T STOPPED ALL DAY!
I CHILD-PROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN NECKLACE

I Child-Proofed My House, But They Still Get In Necklace by Perpetual Kid Exclusives

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The recipe for being a good parent includes a significant amount of patience and a heavy dose of humor!

Our cheeky I Child-Proofed My House, But… They Still Get In Necklace displays the perfect amount of sarcasm you need to survive in a house taken over by children.

Innocent looking, yet devious (much like a child) this necklace is a hilarious gift idea for moms, aunts, as well as reluctant friends and relatives who find themselves allergic to kids.

Pendant measures approximately 1.4 inches tall x 1 inch wide, made of silver plated zinc alloy.  Features a quality retro image covered in domed glass measures.

Silver plated zinc alloy chain.  Measures approximately 18 inches long.

Item Number
QNEK-2729
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