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I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit
I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit
I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit

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Our I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit is sure to get some double takes! Junior know how good he has it, and is not ashamed to milk it for all it's wor

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Our I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit is sure to get some double takes!

What would you think if you saw a baby rolling down the street wearing this romper? Well, we'd automatically assume that Junior know how good he has it, and is not ashamed to milk it for all it's worth.  After all, it's the breakfast (snack, lunch, dinner, and anywhere in between) of champions!

This one-piece is in cool kid colors, black and white, but most importantly it's worth its weight in chuckles and baby fat rolls, for the mama who has tireless made herself available for midnight feedings, swollen boobies, breast pumps, and cracked nipples. (That's right, we said it! and yes, it hurts like a son-of-a-b!) So let them proudly show off the little person they made and are still nourishing with their homemade milk, and raising them to good-humored little people. 

A fun baby shower gift for the breastfeeding mama to be! And as if the baby wasn't getting enough smiles and giggles this crawler will guarantee many many more!

100% cotton. Black with white font. This short sleeve one piece with snap closure fits babies an average of 10-12 months old. Laid flat this romper measures 45 cm (or approximately 17.75 inches) long x 25 cm (or approximately 11 inches across.) Our I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit is a fun stocking stuffer!

I Had Boobs for Breakfast Infant Bodysuit
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