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I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum and more Neat Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Partisan Political Puking Gum

Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant? 

With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to heated debates and impassioned arguments!  The spine of the packaging sums up your inner turmoil with a facetious, "I'm Going To Hell" statement.

Use immediately after the offense to take the taste of regret out of your mouth!  With the upcoming elections, we are certain that you will find yourself desperately needing this gum!

Please keep in mind that this gum is a great political conversation starter which may require more gum.  Be sure to plan ahead and get a few packs!

8 pieces of peppermint flavored gum.  Each dainty politically incorrect pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Item Number:
GUMC-1987-XX 
092657019887
I KISSED A REPUBLICAN or DEMOCRAT GUM
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We could not get either side to agree on the taste.

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