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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Card


From one donkey to another

Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Card is sure to get you in their drawers.  Hay! We meant chest of drawers, jackass!  Because card is a keeper!

  • Inside of card: Blank for personal message
  • Featuring a pair of donkeys talking; one wearing pink pajama pants with red hearts
  • Printed on heavy-weight recycled paper, 100% recycled envelope, protected by a biodegradable cello sleeve.
  • Made in USA

Don't be a dumb-ass and forget Valentine's Day or your anniversary! This kick-ass card will be loved by your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, pard'ner, or little filly! Yee-haw!

This card is eco-friendly! Designed by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote, in Rhode Island. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our I Like You Better Without Pants is and eco-friendly + flirty card.

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