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Summary

Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do. Hilarious mom gift.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

The mother of all oven mitts

Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato! 

Even the most innocent, put-together, June Cleaver-like, mom types have an inner dialog they share with their besties. Display this oven mitt proudly you in your kitchen, or give one as an epic house warming gift.

  • Features a double-sided retro print in light blue and brown. One side shows a perfectly dressed mama pulling her prized casserole from the oven while her sneaky kiddos and puppy dog, looking on.

  • On the flip side the kids are gleefully being forced to "Go outside and play!" in an idyllic suburban backyard scene complete with scorching hot metal slide.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you.

Screen-printed in rich colors. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mitten measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide. Only for the coolest mom, our I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt is an awesome gift.

Item Number:
MITT-3074 
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I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt
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