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Butt what's not to love about our totally cheeky I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card?

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

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It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them know your a huge fan of their ass!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Our I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card is boldly made in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!

Item Number:
CARD-6426 
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I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card - Thinking of you!
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