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Summary

For all those perfect people that let it all go when they get home!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

I never fart, but I do lie. 

Pick up a pair of our I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks for that friend that somehow manages to hold it all in until she gets home. We all know that one person that always seems to have their shit together and they never do anything wrong. They're just... so... proper, at least in public.

  • Fun and colorful print
  • Snug and comfy
  • Socks fit to women's sizes 5-10
  • 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 2% spandex

These socks are adorned with dandelions and the phrase I Never Fart on a teal/aqua base. Colorfully fun to wear at work, home or wherever you go. A great gift for cute and pretty liars.

Item Number:
SOCK-3359 
092657033593
I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks
*Free Shipping $49+
I lied.

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