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I Never Fart Socks


I never fart, but I do lie. 

Pick up a pair of our I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks for that friend that somehow manages to hold it all in until she gets home. We all know that one person that always seems to have their shit together and they never do anything wrong. They're just... so... proper, at least in public.

  • Fun and colorful print
  • Snug and comfy
  • Socks fit to women's sizes 5-10
  • 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 2% spandex

These socks are adorned with dandelions and the phrase I Never Fart on a teal/aqua base. Colorfully fun to wear at work, home or wherever you go. A great gift for cute and pretty liars.

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