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An excellent Halloween costume accessory, and fun gag gift for April Fool's or anytime you feel like scaring the crap out of your mom.

You'll be Vlad you did! (If you live to tell about it.)

Includes 3 capsules.  Made from flour and raspberry flavoring.

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I Vant To Suck Your Blood Capsules
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