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I Vant To Suck Your Blood Capsules and more Specialty Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Show your undying devotion for being generally weird and g

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Show your undying devotion for being generally weird and grossing people out for no particular reason with our gory I Vant to Suck Your Blood Capsules!

An excellent Halloween costume accessory, and fun gag gift for April Fool's or anytime you feel like scaring the crap out of your mom.

You'll be Vlad you did! (If you live to tell about it.)

Includes 3 capsules.  Made from flour and raspberry flavoring.

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I Vant To Suck Your Blood Capsules
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