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Quirky Gifts and Illuminati Air Freshener at Perpetual Kid. Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky!

The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want to hang with the same rumored group as your favorite pop stars! Maybe it'll help you get a spot playing in the Super Bowl's halftime show too!

Our two-sided Illuminati Air Freshener is decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo and smells like musky hegemony.

Great gift for the conspiracy theorist in your life!

Measures approximately 3 inches tall. String for hanging included. Come to the Dark Side, apparently it's less smelly.

 
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AIRF-2496
ILLUMINATI AIR FRESHENER
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