Please pass the bucket of chocolate!
100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.
* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!
So yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that!
I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocolate, but I just need more chocolate. It's just the kind of thing a really nice person like you would do for an old friend like me. Don't you agree?
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Our chocolate lover's kitchen towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world.
Looking for a cheeky gift? The wait is over, wipe the chocolate syrup off your face and buy our Blue Q I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel.
- Item Number:
- TOWL-3323
- 092657033234
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