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Blue Q Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel
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Our bold I'm Not Always a B*tch Pillow Cover isn't afraid to tell is like it is.
In fact, you may find that this highly offensive and brutally honest pillow cover matches your personality to a tee! Quite frankly, it's a friendly warning to anyone who had any doubts:
I'm not always a B*tch. Just Kidding. Go F*ck Yourself.
This pillow cover features a hidden zipper closure for easy insertion or removal of cushion. So if your super sensitive or prudish friends or family will be arriving soon, you can easily slip this awesome case off. Or in a pinch, you can just flip the pillow over, as the reverse side is the same lovely beige cotton linen material.
This completely accurate and decorative cover measures approximately 18 inches x 18 inches. However, for a firmer, plumper pillow it's recommended to use a pillow insert 2 inches larger than the case. For this reason we recommend a 20 inch tall x 20 inch wide pillow form to get the most out of this pillow cover. An easy want to get it in there is to roll the insert flat then once it's inside of the case let it expand then guide the corners of the insert it into the corners of the case.
And in case they don't get the in-your-face message it's the perfect throw pillow cover to throw in someone's face during an epic pillow fight for the ages.
One pillow cover. Pillow insert is NOT included. Made of cotton linen with hidden zipper and blank backside. A fun gift for your favorite bitch, our I'm Not Always a B*tch Pillow Cover is a real winner!
