Awesome!

I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum has been added to your shopping cart!

We thought you might like these too:

BlueQ I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum
 I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum by Blue Q

You May Also Like:

Description

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of chicklet-sized mint gum!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum!

A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at first glance, on the side of this pack of gum it reads "Somebody looking for an asshole?"

With a flavor that's a minty fresh as your quick wit, it's the perfect pocket-sized gift to whip out when the timing is just right.  It's sure to quack up like-minded members of your tribe!

Includes 8 pieces of mint-flavored, candy-coated, gum in each box. This petite pack of gum, featuring an unapologetic duck, measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Possibly accompanied by a lump of coal, our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum by Blue Q is a shockingly fun stocking stuffer!

Item Number
GUMC-3111
 I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum
Free Shipping $49+
Unusual Candy For Gifting!

Frequently purchased with:

Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way...

Add to Cart

Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've...

Add to Cart

You may also love these gifts!

Customer reviews:



Sign Up For The Latest Coupons, Product Launches + Secret Sales