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Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of chicklet-sized mint gum!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum!

A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at first glance, on the side of this pack of gum it reads "Somebody looking for an asshole?"

With a flavor that's a minty fresh as your quick wit, it's the perfect pocket-sized gift to whip out when the timing is just right.  It's sure to quack up like-minded members of your tribe!

Includes 8 pieces of mint-flavored, candy-coated, gum in each box. This petite pack of gum, featuring an unapologetic duck, measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Possibly accompanied by a lump of coal, our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum by Blue Q is a shockingly fun stocking stuffer!

Item Number:
GUMC-3111 
092657031117
I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum
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