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Summary

Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect survival tool for when you need a break from peopling or require laser focus.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh.

Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form all of the chitter-chatter before they themselves break.

A step-up from keeping your earbuds in (when you don't have any music playing) to avoid human contact. Earplugs send a clear message that you're unavailable at the moment. An in-person away message, if you will. A survival tool for when you need to chill out, clear the cobwebs, or require laser focus.

Our super quality, easy to use earplugs will (very quietly) amuse and be used by travelers, readers, exam takers snoozers and disco nappers of all ages. Making a statement in every way, these little packs are designed to catch the eye (and fit the ear) of the peace loving and are an ideal extra gift. Something to shout about... quietly!

Set of 2. Red. High-quality foam. Give the gift of silence with our I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs!

Item Number:
EARS-2701 
5035393427016
Shhh! Earplugs
*Free Shipping $49+
Give the gift of silence with an in-person away message.

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