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Snap, crackle + pop isn't just cereal now... It's the noise you make getting out of your recliner! Our I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card hits the (age) spot!

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen...

I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the life lessons and knowledge you've gained.  Unfortunately the trade off kinda sucks.  We should totally get together to celebrate your birthday,  let's check our calendars for a day when neither of us have a doctor's appointment. 

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles!

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CARD-6432 
200199164327
I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
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