Beware of the VRBO listing that sounds too good to be true. Sprawling castle, perfect for midnight dinners by candle light, far from the noise of the city... as in like no one will be able to hear you scream!
We're pretty sure Vlad has something devious up his sleeve, probably a pole to impale his victims on, from the dead cold look on his face.
Skip the vacation to Transylvania and just order our Impaler? I Hardly Know Her Necklace!.. you'll live to tell about it!
Arrives in a perfectly fitting creepy black velvet pouch. Glass dome pendant measure approximately 1.25 inches in diameter. 17 inch long leather chain.