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Impeachmint Lip Balm

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Summary

An unnamed source stated that Adam Schiff loves this lip balm. However, when asked for evidence, we were told our time for questioning was up!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Impeach your lips!

The minty peach flavor of this Impeachmint Lip Balm won’t let you down! More and more people are asking for the welcome relief of IMPEACHMINT.

Got that uncomfortable feeling? Is your smile tight and painful? Do your lips purse and pucker... even in front of cameras?

An unnamed source stated that Adam Schiff loves this lip balm. However, when asked for evidence, we were told our time for questioning was up!

  • Apply liberally
  • Left sided application only
  • .15 oz of chance for impeachment
  • Minty Peach flavored lip balm

It’s time for IMPEACHMINT! Demand IMPEACHMINT for your mouth!

One tube. Net Wt .15 oz of minty peach flavored lip balm.

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Impeachmint Lip Balm
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