This hilarious Van Down By the River Greeting Card thanks the people that helped you to get the world by the tail, wrap it around and put it in your pocket!
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The hilarious and thankful In A Van Down By the River Thank You Card reminds us that we've all make some bad decisions at some point in our lives. This card is a great way to thank those around you that helped you along the way because nobody wants to be thrice divorced and living in a van down by the river like Matt Foley.
The card reads "If it hadn't been for you, I'd probably be living in a van down by the river." and is blank inside for a personal message.
- Original artwork
- 100% recycled matte cardstock
- Blank inside for personal message
- Comes with 100% recycled kraft envelope
- Card protected in cello sleeve
- Made in the USA
The Van Down By the River Greeting Card is a handmade A2 size card measuring 5.5 inches X 4.25 inches and comes with a brown kraft envelope. Printed on white premium coated card stock using high quality pigment inks. All cards are blank inside and will ship that way. Made in the USA.
- Item Number:
- CARD-5231
- 2.00199E+11
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