Do you like having fun? Laughing? Do you love creative, unique and silly things? Are you a child at heart? If you screamed yes to any of these questions then you should definitely check out Perpetual Kid's Gift Guide!
Take a pitcher, it will last longer. Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Car...
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You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...
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But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...
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It's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compare 2 ...
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From the Window to the Wall It's the Original Wacky Wally Wall Crawler! Remember back to the day, maybe it was at school or at home, you would tos...
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Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Sn...
View full detailsAnyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...
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This game blows...🐡 sushi! 🍣😋 Waiting for your delicious hand-rolled sushi order can be torture. And everyone knows it's rude to break out your ce...
View full detailsDiscover fun and best selling unique gifts at Perpetual Kid! Thank you for supporting small business and our top gifts created by independent artists and other small businesses!
Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage ...
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You'll look seamless! Whether you are working, playing or shopping this tote is great for holding your stuff! Work! Play! Travel! Shop! Features a...
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Jesus Will Heal You and Your Boo Boo! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. And if a Je...
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Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Sn...
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Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...
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Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...
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A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable ev...
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Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said so...
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You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our bu...
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