You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen! This super fun bio-degradable ...
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Pink glitter in the sun = fun fun fun! This exciting pink Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antio...
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It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...
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Write. Shrink. Gift! Letter-ally, the cutest gift ever! A blank sheet of "paper" ripe with untapped potential, our Little Letter Shrinking Keyring ...
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Litter-ally, the silliest game. No kitten. 🐱😾 Art imitates life in our Cats into Litterbox Water Toss Game. For the object of this game, is to get...
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Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...
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Silent Butt Deadly Our oh-so-cheeky Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks are the experienced accessory for the professional covert fart agent and deliverer ...
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Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...
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Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...
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Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...
View full detailsDo you like having fun? Laughing? Do you love creative, unique and silly things? Are you a child at heart? If you screamed yes to any of these questions then you should definitely check out Perpetual Kid's Gift Guide!
It's Happy Hour in the shower! Shower beer is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures and everyone will enjoy the Sudski Shower Beer Holder. Nothi...
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Where’s the beef? In the shower, oddly enough. 🥩🚿 When it comes to finding the perfect present, the steaks are high. A truly unique gift is rare t...
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Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage ...
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Be cool like the Fonz. Ayyy... Now you look super cool while protecting your 'do with our Switchblade Comb. Just don't be a fool and bring it to sc...
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We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...
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Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...
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Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowa...
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I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...
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Hip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...
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If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...
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Olly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...
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There's gnome-one just like you! 🦄 This pint-sized fella is not one to stand on the sidelines. Instead our Unicorn Pool Float Garden Gnome can fore...
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Barefoot and fancy-free Our free-spirted Cheeky Garden Gnome in Pink Flamingo Pool Float is not em-bare-assed to let it all hang out! This totally...
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There's no reason to be em-bare-assed!🌻 Looking as naked as the day he was born (which must have been a long, long time ago!), our Naughty Naked Ga...
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Absolutely Labradorable. Our totally fetching Labrador Retriever Garden Gnome is a doggone perfect example of a dog mirroring its owner's appearanc...
View full detailsDiscover fun and best selling unique gifts at Perpetual Kid! Thank you for supporting small business and our top gifts created by independent artists and other small businesses!
Are you ready to dive into a world of uniquely awesome gifts? Look no further than our gift guide, where your search for the perfect present ends and the adventure of quirky and fun shopping begins! Here's why Perpetual Kid is THE ultimate destination for finding extraordinary gifts that will leave your loved ones in awe:
Unleash Your Inner Child: We believe that growing up doesn't mean you have to lose your sense of wonder and playfulness. Our collection of unique gifts will transport you back to the carefree days of childhood, where imagination ruled and fun knew no bounds. Say goodbye to ordinary gifts and hello to a world of whimsical wonders!
Offbeat and Quirky Galore: Tired of the same old, predictable gifts? Perpetual Kid is here to save the day! Our shop is bursting at the seams with unconventional and offbeat goodies that are sure to surprise and delight. From quirky kitchen gadgets to hilarious office accessories, we've got the perfect conversation-starters that will make you the gift-giving hero.
Endless Variety: We understand that everyone has their own unique tastes and interests. That's why we offer an extensive range of products to suit every personality and occasion. Whether you're shopping for the science enthusiast, the cat lover, or the pop culture fanatic, our site is a treasure trove of options that will make gift shopping a breeze.
Quality with a Side of Fun: We take pride in curating products that not only make you smile but also stand the test of time. Our commitment to quality ensures that every gift you choose from Perpetual Kid is made to last and provide endless moments of joy. We believe that laughter and durability go hand in hand!
Unbeatable Customer Experience: Shopping for unique gifts should be a fun and stress-free experience, and that's exactly what we offer. Our user-friendly website, lightning-fast shipping, and top-notch customer service make finding and receiving the perfect gift a breeze. We're here to ensure your shopping journey is as delightful as the gifts you'll discover.
So, if you're tired of the ordinary and seeking gifts that will ignite laughter, spark conversations, and make memories, Perpetual Kid is your ultimate destination. Say goodbye to dull gifting and hello to the world of extraordinary surprises. Prepare to be amazed, delighted, and inspired as you explore our virtual aisles. Get ready to shop like never before!
