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Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

It's like a traveling junk drawer! A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so mu...

Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a v...

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Wov...

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business w...

Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday? So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking a...

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious pr...

You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

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A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

Challenge accepted. Game on! 🔥🥩🔥 While the actual game may be playing in the background, the grill master is hard at work cooking up something deli...

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Let the mewsic take control. Let the rhythm move you.🕺🐈 With zero research involved, we're pretty convinced that the c's in C.C. Music Factory real...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...