Do you like having fun? Laughing? Do you love creative, unique and silly things? Are you a child at heart? If you screamed yes to any of these questions then you should definitely check out Perpetual Kid's Gift Guide!
Llama tell you like it is... Your house could use some sprucing, and your soul could use some loosening, so toss on our Llama Cleaning Slippers, an...
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Everybunny loves chocolate! 🐰🍫 Hippity-hoppity Easter's on its way, and we're totally egg-cited about our Chocolate Bunny Scented Pen's arrival! An...
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Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Sn...
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Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974... re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wig...
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From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...
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Now we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...
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cluck cluck motha fucka. Our absurdly funny Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card features one bad mother clucker. In his defense, he does have a righ...
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Happy you-wrecked-your-mom Day! Give your friends the Anniversary Of Your Birth Birthday Card because saying Happy Cake Day is just too normal nowa...
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Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...
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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...
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Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...
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Gnome body saw this coming? It's like this band of garden brothers never watched The Brady Bunch episode when Peter found the cursed tiki idol... I...
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Gnomes just wanna have fu-un Whether you're killing it at the indoor plant game, or are known as a plant killa our Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pot...
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There's gnome-one just like you! 🦄 This pint-sized fella is not one to stand on the sidelines. Instead our Unicorn Pool Float Garden Gnome can fore...
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Trolling with my gnomies What the? Our Naughty Mini Garden Gnomes for Plant Pots may look like classic garden gnomes, with the signature long white...
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Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Sn...
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Time to go water the bushes houseplants. 😏🪴 Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whi...
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This game blows...🐡 sushi! 🍣😋 Waiting for your delicious hand-rolled sushi order can be torture. And everyone knows it's rude to break out your ce...
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Litter-ally, the silliest game. No kitten. 🐱😾 Art imitates life in our Cats into Litterbox Water Toss Game. For the object of this game, is to get...
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Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...
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Do you know whose poop doesn't stink? Our Magical Jellybean Pooping Unicorn, butt of course! This miraculous pint-sized dispenser of rainbow-colore...
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Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...
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Holy chip! This pen smells so good! You may be tempted to take a nibble out of our Chocolate Chip Cookie Scented Pen, but don't do it dough! Instea...
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Chews to add some fun to your writing! Our cheerful Bubblegum Scented Pen will infuse your day with playful nostalgia! The magical aroma of classic...
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Nothing is im-popsicle! They say the pen is mightier than the sword, so with our fruity and fearless Grape Popsicle Scented Pen in hand, you'll be ...
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Experience the Joy of Eating Candy Get crazy painting your palate with our dreamy Bob Ross Flavor Palette Paintbrush Dipping Candy! Packed with sug...
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It doesn't get much betta than this! 🐠 Life can be exhausting. Make time for some rest and relaxation underneath the see with our convincingly real...
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Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...
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It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...
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For when your shift hits the fan Anyone that has worked in customer service will feel a deep connection to this set of stabbingly fun set of pens! ...
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Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...
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Dude... these pens are dope. A doobie-ous reference to the cult classic film Reefer Madness, this pen set is sure to be a hit *cough cough* with po...
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