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INSTANT EXCUSE BALL

Instant Excuse Ball

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Instant Excuse Ball and more Cool Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Before you go owning up to your mistakes, try the Instant Excuse Ball! It may keep you from getti

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Before you go owning up to your mistakes, try the Instant Excuse Ball! It may keep you from getting in a whole mess of trouble.

Each 3" hard plastic ball comes with twenty different excuses ranging from the obvious, My Dog Ate It, to the obscure Mexican Food.
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BALL-1853
INSTANT EXCUSE BALL
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