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INSTANT UNDERPANTS
INSTANT UNDERPANTS

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Description

Instant Underpants and more Trending Gifts at Perpetual Kid. These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Shit Happens So Be Prepared

These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember... it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all!

Each 2.5 inch round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most children and small adults.

Item Number
UNDR-2086
INSTANT UNDERPANTS
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