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FOREVER DOCUMENT THE INTOXICATED INFRACTIONS WITH YOUR FRIENDS

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Intoxication Citation Notepad and more Funny Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Serious partying is not as easy as it looks.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Serious partying is not as easy as it looks.  It takes fortitude, commitment and most of all a strong constitution.  Let our unbeerlievably accurate and equally hilarious Intoxication Citation Notepad aid you in formally recognizing fellow revelers for their achievements in making life more interesting and/or sloppy.

Wow.  That was really something and what an epic story it'll make... assuming you can remember any of it.  Luckily everyone else does.

You can then select from a variety of infractions or create one the world has possibly not seen before!

A fun gift for your slightly tipsy or supersoused friends.  Way better (and lasts longer) than a walk of shame!

Contains 50 amber beer colored sheets.  Measures approximately 4 inches wide x 5.25 inches tall.​

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NOTE-2127 
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FOREVER DOCUMENT THE INTOXICATED INFRACTIONS WITH YOUR FRIENDS
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