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INTROVERT MINTS
INTROVERT MINTS
INTROVERT MINTS

Introvert Mints by Archie McPhee

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Description

Introvert Mints and more Strange Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Most people carry funny mint tins as conversation starters when people see them. Not our Introvert Mints! Since it’s likely that no one will ever see these mints, you can smile to yourself every time you see the tin! Instead, you can enjoy your own fresh breath when you’re snuggled all comfy on your couch under a blanket.

While the mercilessly un-silent majority use breath mints because they’re worried about other people smelling their bad breath, but introverts know that you should make your breath fresh for you! Do something for yourself and enjoy our ... you deserve fresh breath too! Along with more peace and quiet.

A fun gift for all of you extroverts out there, to give your introvert friends, if you're lucky enought to have any. Encourage them to get out every once and awhile, and they can introduce these mints into any awkward forced social interaction.

One Tin.  Includes .85 oz. of mints. Tin measures approximately 3.2 inches long x 1.5 inches long x .5 inch tall.

Introverts of the world unite! In the privacy of your own homes.

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MINT-2652
INTROVERT MINTS
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