I've Been Obsessing Over Toilet Paper Happy Quarantine Birthday Card Shop more by Colette Paperie
Our quarantine birthday card is a fun way to say Happy Birthday to a friend that is in self-isolation!
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Celebrating a quarantined birthday can be a bummer but be sure to give a smile to your birthday friends with our Coronavirus Toilet Paper Card! Everyone will appreciate the straight truth that there are all these crazy things going on right now... but I remembered you and your birthday!
Front of the card reads - I've been pretty busy obsessing over how much toilet paper I have but I still want you to have a wonderful birthday!
The card is blank inside for your own fun and sassy comments!
- Blank inside for personal message
- Printed with premium inks
- White textured heavy stock
Blank inside. Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. The Coronavirus Toilet Paper Card uses premium inks in Pantone colors and is printed on bright white textured card stock which uses no less than 30% post consumer recycled fiber.
- Item Number:
- CARD-3500
- 200199135006
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