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Jane Austen Toothpaste and more Silly Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Nothing captures the romance and incisive social observations of Jane Austens novels quite like

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Nothing captures the romance and incisive social observations of Jane Austens novels quite like our rose-flavored Jane Austen Toothpaste.
 
While you might think that the UK of the early 1800's is romantic, your own personal Mr. Darcy might prefer a bit more oral hygiene.
 
We would hope that it would not take much Persuasion for you to show some Sense and Sensibility and gift one to a love one today!
 
Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of rose flavored pleasant paste. The genteel dental hygiene of the early 1800's!
 
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